The situation is THIS BIG, Mary!
Oy, Mary is calling for backup. Soon enough, Santa Royale PD will arrive on their lightning fast Segways. In the meantime, cooks with knives and managers with um, management tools, will have to keep the situation in hand. Surrender, Thuggy! You can never escape the Great Worthinsky!
And lest I forget: Happy New Year, kids!
It appears Thuggy is praying he won't strangle that (*&^%$#@! waitress when she finally returns.
Uh-oh. Mary Worth is summoning her Zombie hordes of brainwashed Santa Royalians to do her bidding. The Johnsons...the Jonises...the Goods...everyone Mary has ever meddled with will presently come crashing through the Diner walls, eyes blank, chanting in unison: "Mary Worth is the kindest, bravest, most wonderful human being I have ever known." Run, Thuggy, Run!
@Meg--Hillarious on the segways. I just had an image of Diner being surrounded by 10 Paul Blarts.
Does a chin rest count as a face touch?Happy New Year all!
Mary could pay for Emily's ice cream, if her wallet hadn't just been stolen.
On this drizzly day, as I walked across the grocery-store parking lot, I noticed some spilled oil creating a colorful rainbow on the asphalt. "Rainbow swirl!" I exclaimed. "Just like that ice cream Thuggy is waiting for!"Happy 2012 to Wanders, Mrs. Wanders, the Wanders tykes, and all the readers of MW & Me!
Thuggy looks like such a fun party guy!! I'm sure he'd stick around if Mary the Meddler were to run down to Convenience Store and grab some party hats and noisemakers for a New Year's Eve celebration at Diner! Happy New Year all!
The phrase "RONNIE THE COOK AND BILL THE MANAGER" seems awkward to me. Why not just "THE COOK AND THE MANAGER"? Unless we were given their names for a reason.Thuggy looks like he's warming up his fist, in preparation for some "New Year's Eve punch".
Happy New Year to all my extremely funny and silly co-posters. The Worthiverse rocks!
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