Thursday, May 24, 2012

Mary Worth 1,307

"Yeah, maybe next time we can hang out at the bank, and then head over to the dry cleaners."

Today's Full Strip

22 comments:

fauxprof said...

Dave is either callously cruel or totally clueless. I'm going for clueless. Paula seems incapable of speech, indeed, incapable of standing on her own. She must cling to Dave with a sappy smile on her vacant place. I'd go back to my original scenario of zombies, since their brains appear to have been eaten, but they're too pretty to be zombies. Pod People! Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1950s original version), anybody?

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Anonymous said...

New Category for the Worthies - Clod of the Year.

And the winner is...Dave.

Elaine said...

How can they miss those spears and that head bobbling emanating from Dawn? She's on red alert, about to explode. Oh yeah, great plan Dave, get together with your recently-dumped ex-girl and your recently-refound current-girl.

Tim said...

"Sorry Dave, I have to go home and make some ASTA for one."

heydave said...

I saw a young woman in a purple dress today and wanted to congratulate her on getting out of her jammies and going into the world, but I caught myself and figured she wouldn't understand. Plus, even this Dave isn't that clueless.

KitKat said...

Dawn's head-shaking rage has made her hair part return to the middle of her head (unlike the last two days, when the part inexplicably moved to the right side of her noggin).

When Dave says, "Maybe we can all get together one of these days," I hope he's not thinking of something that is totally unsuitable for this family-friendly blog.

meg said...

Dave looks exactly like Mary in the second panel. Now I must go and lie down.

Anonymous said...

I still say that Paula is a blow up doll, hence the vacant stare. Even so, she is much better company than Dawn.

Thorpnotized said...

Dawn, just get your asta out of there!

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Anonymous said...

If Dawn wants to attract attractive men, she needs to wear her hair in a ponytail.

Carlye said...

Dawn, Dawn, get a clue. The thing to say is, "How nice that we've both moved on! Now I have to go, I have a hot date..."

Saying you have an appointment sounds like you need to get to the dentist or the therapist.

Hodces Dirchnic said...

Dawn should have said, "I have to go... I bought some ice cream and I need to get it home before it melts."

Anonymous said...

Dawn - "Bye Dave, and see you later . . . TRAMP!"

TeacherPatti said...

Something about the cursive SALE! sign on the wall delights me.

Mike in Cleveland said...

I like the sign, too, TeacherPatti. Tis grocery store reminds me of the Mom'n'Pop grocery from "Dobie Gillis."

Nance said...

Clearly, Dawn's appointment is with her colorist. Those roots really need a touch-up!

Gina said...

I would like to say that no guy could possibly be this clueless . . . but unfortunately, I'm part of today's dating scene. So I can tell you that this is actually a relatively mild case of cluelessness.

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Anonymous said...

I hope that when Dawn goes outside the happy hobo will ask her if she is okay.

Vicki said...

So glad grocery stores have "Exit" signs...otherwise, my gosh, how would we ever know the way to the parking lot? I DO hope Dawn remember to buy Teddy Grahams!

Vicki said...

So glad grocery stores have "Exit" signs...otherwise, my gosh, how would we ever know the way to the parking lot? I DO hope Dawn remember to buy Teddy Grahams!