That plate would be perfect for Jim! It comes with its own hand to feed you pie!
Today's Full Strip
Fun Thanksgiving Game! While the family is gathered around the table, everyone try to hold their forks in the same position as Dawn and Mary.The one who doesn't drop their plate - and can actually eat a bite - wins!
So happy to see Dawn resplendent in purple again. However, "and you don't? why?" caused me to groan out loud. All MW readers KNOW why. We just suffered through days of "why." Now we're in for another week of it?
Mmmmmm, chocolate pie! Finally, some appetizing food in MW...oh, who am I kidding. It's probably livercream or something.Since Moy reintroduced the Casablanca motif last week, I've been rueful, in a could of done it better sense. So, please grant me your indulgence?You must remember thisThe stories that we disAre plotlines doomed to dieThe fundamental things applyAs time crawls by.And when two lovers wooThere's really nothing newTo catch an artist's eyeUncle Joe will go awryAs time crawls by.Diner and Park BenchInstruments of fateKelkies and ghost pieCasseroles we hateToby paints clowns And Dawn can't get a dateThat no one can deny.The plot continues glacialAnd Wilbur grows more spatialWhile eating ham on ryeMiss Moy will always welcome drivelAs time crawls by.Bum Boat and MountviewNever change a bitIan's a boreAnd Dr. Drew's a twitDr. Jeff sighs'Cause Mary won't commitThat no one can deny.It's still the same old storyAnd Mary's in her glory'Cause people ask her whyBad comics happen to good bloggersAs time crawls by.
I feel like Mary hasn't been listening to Dawn. Didn't they go over all of this during their Bake-Off when they created the Triple Bacon Lemon Potato Chip Casserole? And why is Mary, who advocates the "Let's Leave Things As They Are" relationship status with her beau, being so pushy about One-Armed Jim? On another note, it's nice that Mary feels she has mastered Ghost Pie and can move on to something with more...substance.
BRAVO to fauxprof - hilarious!!
@fauxprof, your lyrics are inspired! I'll get a head start on Thanksgiving - I'm thankful for Wanders, this blog, and all its contributors. Thanks to all of you for brightening my mornings! And, thanks to Ms. Moy and Mr. Giella, too, for giving us such fabulous material. Where would we be without those two?I wondered why Dawn was using tweezers to eat pie, but a second look confirmed that she is holding a baby utensil. Makes perfect sense when Dawn's maturity level is factored in.I hope Mary invites Jim to her Thanksgiving feast: "Jim, can you carve the turkey while Dawn serves the kelk-yam pudding?"
Good morning all. Great appetizer Fauxprof to Thursday's heaping portion of platitude.Why Mary?:--because Jim only has one arm.--because I'm following your example with Doctor Jeff.--because he doesn't like ham sandwiches--because he's creepy--because it would cut into my time volunteering, taking class, and eating pie on your couch--because otherwise this plotline would move along
I really can't stand the pure tension this story incites in me!
I was all bummed out when I saw today's strip, moaning quietly to myself that now we'd be in for yet another week of couch-sitting, pie-eating and platitude-spouting. How dreadful! But then I remembered that I don't come here for the "art" or the "story" but merely for the creative contributions of you blog people. Such wit! Such creativity! Endless entertainment!
Hey, Dawn, about your volunteering, how's that workin' out for ya?
Panel one-no forks.Panel two-forks.Troubling.
A standing ovation for fauxprof!
Let's all give fauxprof a big round of applause--not so fast, Jim.
Oh, fauxprof, I sang it out loud. Twice. I know what song I'm learning next on my ukulele.
Absolutely loving the pink bamboo framing Mary's window!And loving fauxprof's lyrics :)
Fauxprof FTW with the lyrics! Inspired!--Beagle Vet
Doesn't "He wants to become MORE than friends." mean "He wants to have sex with someone who looks just like his dead sister, namely me."? Creepy.And Mary's response is only, "And you don't? Why not?" Creepier.
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