Forget all the bad stuff. Like Merry's untimely death. And Lance Armstrong's disgraceful doping. Live Strong.
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I think the proper term for that advice is "pile."
What bad stuff?Dawn is starting to act like some sort of uberAnnoying New Age Hippie. I'd coin the term Nippie, but I feel like that would be misinterpreted.Dawn: Dude, like, forget all bad things. They're totally in the past. All that matters is the Here and the Now. Be happy. Life is beautiful. Everyone who ever died would want you to be happy and live happy. I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. You know?
Dawn is really branching out into all the various facets of how to be annoying. Yes, Dawn... just like that: anyone can forget about past traumas and go merrily (oops...) along in life. After all, Jim, you only lost a sister and an arm. Big deal! AARRRGGHH! Please end this insipidness now!
Dare I hope that Jim looks like he might hulk out again? And is Lance Armstrong going to make a guest appearance?
What better way to honor your sister than to be " friends" with a girl who looks just like her?
"It's Not About the Arm: My Journey Back To Life in the Worthiverse" by Jim
NEWS BULLETIN:Disgraced former 7 time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong today redeemed himself in the eyes of many Mary Worth "fans". While riding at high speed on Santa Royale Pier, Armstrong struck two pedestrians who were flung into the sea. The pedestrians have been neither found nor identified. A black and orange wig and a prosthetic arm were later seen floating and are believed to have belonged to the persons struck by Mr. Armstrong. When asked for comment, Mr. Armstrong sneered, "they were weaklings."
This story began in May. Can we end it already?
Oh, Meg. If only.
Nance-make it so.
Everything will be OK now. Dawn has released the peace doves.
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