Oh my word. I thought for today's post it might be fun to post a few ridiculous quotes from Romance Novels just so we could see what Mary was talking about. So I did a Google search, and I have never read anything so obscene (and ridiculous) in my life! I think I'm going to have to side with Mother Kinley on this one. I feel so trashy. The thought of Mary Worth reading this stuff makes me vomit a little bit inside.