Sunday, June 2, 2013

Mary Worth 1,606

So Elinor has faked her heart attack so convincingly she has even fooled the author Karen Moy.

Today's Full Strip


heydave said...

What in the heck is going on here? I go away for a few days and find:
a) No Mary
b) platitudes echoing between the Vapid Twins
c) an old lady that fools the entire medical establishment with her phony illness
d) nothing has changed, expect I just really, really want to see Wilbur eat a ham sandwich now

Dave in Parma said...

Beth: "She won't look at me. She won't talk to me. She's Angry."

Tom Harpman: "No Beth, she's just in a medically induced coma."

JustSayin' said...

Way to go Elinor/Skelinor! Shun the person who cared enough to call for help. Maybe next time she'll just leave you laying there on the floor and quietly back out the door as though she never was there. But, when you've got the enormous sense of entitlement of an Elinor/Skelinor, that wouldn't occur to you.

Looks like it's time for the meddlesome one to make a bedside visit and set MommyDearest straight!

Maude Findlay said...

I think it's time for Beth to put Elinor in ''Nursing Home''- which I'm sure will be a huge, gray building, conveniently located near ''Shopping Mall'' ''Park'' and ''Restaurant''.

Sandi Ego said...

How much time is this lonely bachelor workaholic going to take off from work before he becomes lonely bachelor hobo? Are you OK?

KitKat said...

Beth is certainly monopolizing the cafeteria's supply of Sweet & Low.

I hope that TomBeth will encounter Dawn and Jim. It will be like matter and antimatter colliding - BOOM!! We'll be rid of these drippy couples forever.

Anonymous said...

How insightful for Wanders to use the word "fool" in the same sentence with "Moy".

NonnyMus said...

Wanders, your post is so meta!

I can't cope with the fact that Beth has shrunk to a 4 feet tall, including bone head.