What in the heck is going on here? I go away for a few days and find: a) No Mary b) platitudes echoing between the Vapid Twins c) an old lady that fools the entire medical establishment with her phony illness d) nothing has changed, expect I just really, really want to see Wilbur eat a ham sandwich now
Way to go Elinor/Skelinor! Shun the person who cared enough to call for help. Maybe next time she'll just leave you laying there on the floor and quietly back out the door as though she never was there. But, when you've got the enormous sense of entitlement of an Elinor/Skelinor, that wouldn't occur to you.
Looks like it's time for the meddlesome one to make a bedside visit and set MommyDearest straight!
I think it's time for Beth to put Elinor in ''Nursing Home''- which I'm sure will be a huge, gray building, conveniently located near ''Shopping Mall'' ''Park'' and ''Restaurant''.
Beth is certainly monopolizing the cafeteria's supply of Sweet & Low.
I hope that TomBeth will encounter Dawn and Jim. It will be like matter and antimatter colliding - BOOM!! We'll be rid of these drippy couples forever.
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What in the heck is going on here? I go away for a few days and find:
a) No Mary
b) platitudes echoing between the Vapid Twins
c) an old lady that fools the entire medical establishment with her phony illness
d) nothing has changed, expect I just really, really want to see Wilbur eat a ham sandwich now
Beth: "She won't look at me. She won't talk to me. She's Angry."
Tom Harpman: "No Beth, she's just in a medically induced coma."
Way to go Elinor/Skelinor! Shun the person who cared enough to call for help. Maybe next time she'll just leave you laying there on the floor and quietly back out the door as though she never was there. But, when you've got the enormous sense of entitlement of an Elinor/Skelinor, that wouldn't occur to you.
Looks like it's time for the meddlesome one to make a bedside visit and set MommyDearest straight!
I think it's time for Beth to put Elinor in ''Nursing Home''- which I'm sure will be a huge, gray building, conveniently located near ''Shopping Mall'' ''Park'' and ''Restaurant''.
How much time is this lonely bachelor workaholic going to take off from work before he becomes lonely bachelor hobo? Are you OK?
Beth is certainly monopolizing the cafeteria's supply of Sweet & Low.
I hope that TomBeth will encounter Dawn and Jim. It will be like matter and antimatter colliding - BOOM!! We'll be rid of these drippy couples forever.
How insightful for Wanders to use the word "fool" in the same sentence with "Moy".
Wanders, your post is so meta!
I can't cope with the fact that Beth has shrunk to a 4 feet tall, including bone head.
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