As long as her prestigious name is hidden behind Hillary Rodham Clinton's prestigious head, I'm sure she doesn't mind making an appearance in Mary Worth.
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I thought the prestigious names referred to the plaque on the wall that reads "Moy/Giella". So that's really supposed to be Hillary? At first view, I thought Uncle Joe jsut drew a mirror witha bad reflection of Mary that looked like Hillary with a decent rendering of Shelly's reflection in the background. It makes sense after all; the pant suit is close and the jewelry doesn't match, just like the typical drawings of reflections. Maybe the man has some talent after all.
Once JG has decided upon a single head/face for DO Shelly Cohen, maybe we'll get some sort of something happening here.Besides, of course, a meager "lunch" of bagel chips and whatever that shapeless orange mass was that DO Shelly had on her plate late last week.I'm a little concerned about MW's spasm at seeing Hill N's visage. She looks pretty tightened up.
I suppose Karen Moy said, "Joe, we're ready for Hillary," and this is what he came up with. He must not have seen Hillary in a VERY long time. I keep getting the impression that Shelly is about to audition for the role of Mrs. Danvers in the Promise Haven production of "Rebecca."
That picture is actually of the prestigious female clown "Hillbilly Ann". (Shelly set her goals low to make it easy to usually exceed them.)
Now it sounds like Shelly's award is for her fundraising success - not her caring concern for the Promise-less. This dinner may turn out to be a rousing sales convention, like Mary Kay.Shelly, you've raised the most money! You get a pink Cadillac!Maybe Hill N will present the keys.
Actually, that's Hilldegarde Dunn, a D-list wannabe socialite, and inveterate charity event sponsor. She aspired to be on "Real Housewives of New York", but lost out to the phony Countess.(my way of saying, don't look nothin' like Hillary Clinton.)
I have no idea who that hideous mannequin in the picture is, nor can I figure out where this "plot" is stumbling along towards.
It is prety creepy to have a large photo of HI_____N hanging in anyones apartment!
Oops, its Promise Haven, I jumped the gun!
I'll donate, but only under one condition. An altar... er... I mean a bronze sculpture of me MUST be erected in the atrium. It MUST be at least 20 feet tall. Expand the atrium ceiling if needed, but at your expense. NO other tributes are allowed within 50 feet of mine... and then I will donate $100.00.
Hillbilly Ann! HILARIOUS!!!!
Since when does Hillary Clinton have Jack O' Lantern teeth? I'll bet it's really Hillary Pumpkin, just in time for Halloween!
That is one of the creepiest framed pictures Joe has come up with so far. It looks like Zombie Hillary, and I'm scared I'll be seeing it in my sleep.Dear Old Shelly is a bore, walking around bragging about "exceeding goals" and meeting "prestigious" people. Where is her passion for the hopeless kids she's supposed to care so much about? Why isn't she talking about them? I am beginning to suspect Moy could see a UFO land and take prisoners and all she'd think about would be whether the prisoners had life insurance or something equally lame.
Okay, and why would Hillary have a sign behind her with her name on it??This is just too ridiculously funny. From the bagel chips they munched on for days on end to that panel alluding to the big-name celebrity. Pure hilarity.
Any bets that we never actually see a homeless person in this storyline (not even a white one)? All but guaranteed that we see rich white donors though.
Assuming it is supposed to be Hillary Clinton, Mary's broad smile indicates approval. Is this an early start to Moy's endorsement of HC for Prez?
In the picture, I believe that DO Shelly is actually posing with the latest Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. Can't wait to see Shelly and Mary marching down Broadway holding onto the giant Hillary head balloon tethers. Nance-that shapeless orange mass is Uncle Joe's (remarkably accurate) rendition of what lox looks like. Ummmmm...lox.
Why is Mary holidng Moy & Giella sign?
The very thought of Hillybilly Ann causes Mary to fist pump in excitment. But that's nothing, really - the vase of flowers is permanently levitated by the sheer thrill of being in front of her frame.
The teeth on that Hillbilly Ann reminds me of the DirecTV tv commercial where the guy is in that nasty house with all the scary-looking hillbillies laughing at him b/c he was asking for directions. They all have those same teeth.
Many complain about Moy and Giella getting paid for what they produce. How do we know that they get paid for it? Maybe it's volunteer work, some type of therapy. Also, did the hostages on the UFO have life insurance? I can't help but wonder ...
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