There are many unexplainable phenomena in the Worthiverse. For instance, those apples.
I also want to thank Tom for his recent donation to this blog, and the kind words he sent with his gift. He is like an angel bearing a fresh apple pie.
Today's Full Strip
The Mary Worth Apple Pie Method is unique. Instead of combining the sliced apples with sugar, cinnamon, and other ingredients in a mixing bowl, Mary seems to be putting apple chunks and transparent apples (ghost fruit?) on a cutting board and poking them with her knife. And, what is the orange box of "Pi..." - is she actually using a MIX? Shocking!Meanwhile, if Olive's hair continues to grow at this rapid rate it'll reach the floor by Friday.
More things in heaven and earth, little Horatio... now hand me another origami apple.
Why do characters in Mary Worth do this Egyptian hieroglyph gesture with their hands so often? Worshipping Osirus? Clip art?
What's in the "PI" carton? Secret spices? Wonder crust? At any rate, using this product is sure to make all your baked goods 3.1416 times better. (Another fine product of Kelk Pharmaceuticals.)
Tormorrw I expect Olive to say, "I see dead people."
Mary is using the pie crust mix in a box, rather than the pre-made refrigerated crusts you just unroll. I suppose that's OK, since she's cutting up fresh apples instead of using the canned pie filling.
New nominee for the Charterstone Jukebox:Earth Angel by the Penguins.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jznZQXaSYPo
I'd like this to somehow devolve into a thing where a kid is drowning in the pool. Dr. Fancy Pants could save the kid with his fancy doctor skills, but he's too busy making sweet, sweet love to the Mrs. Somehow, Olive hears the cries and rushes out and *with the help of the angel* saves the kid and performs CPR. The angel will stand, benevolently smiling as Olive saves the child. After, Dr. FP will rush out and realize his mistake and never, ever have sex again. Cuz sex is bad. Mary will smile smugly and, the next time Dr. Jeff tries to get in her pants, use this story as a warning of what *could* happen if adults do "adult things".
Peggy, I beat you to it. It's already there. :) but thanks for using the jukebox.
I would never make an apple pie from apples available at this time of the year. But I am in the Midwest, where apples are best in the fall.Olive is exactly what Charterstone needs: a resident Medium. She can do readings like that Long Island woman. Mary can shepherd her career.
THURSDAYIs Mary salting those apple nuggets (bleah, I'll pass on a piece of that pie), or is she irradiating them with her Martha Stewart Home Mini Ray Gun?"You may be more finely tuned than others! Or more tightly wound! Or more Looney Tunes! Or..."
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