"AAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!! Protective SERVICES??? But we're an UNBEATABLE Team!! If you leave INVESTIGATIONS, I'll be beatable! You'll ruin me!! I'll spend the rest of my career in some dull little town wearing trench coats and warning dimwitted artists about the dangers of EnormousShop.com and Pretty Porpoises. I admit you look good in sunglasses, but Protective SERVICES? You don't get to dress up like a go-go girl in Protective Services!"