Saturday, January 7, 2017

Mary Worth 2490

Just keep Zak away from Mary. He's got a thing for older women.

8 comments:

fauxprof said...

Beware, Iris. Mary has a small box. Who knows what indigestible horrors it contains? Grainy carob fudge? Kelk'n'date bars? Quinoa-splak rollups? Back away, then run!

Toots McGee said...

Double floating heads! Poor Wilbur, how is he to compete in a side by side comparison? It's like showing up to a knife fight wielding a wet noodle.

meg said...

Wilbur seems to be costumed for the Base Antarctica Little Theatre's production of (very far) South Pacific. He's just about to sing his big number, 'There is Nothing Like a Dame'. Zak is going to sing 'Some Enchanted Evening'. Iris is thinking, 'Bloody Mary'.

meg said...

And an opportunity for Wilbur's next dramatic survival story has suddenly presented itself:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2017/01/06/the-crack-in-this-antarctic-ice-shelf-just-grew-by-11-miles-a-break-could-be-imminent/?utm_term=.085c6d0e341f

"I was adrift on a giant iceberg with no sandwiches! "

Toots McGee said...

@meg

Now that would make a great story!

KitKat said...

@meg at 9:15 AM, Wilbur's big number could be "You Have to be Taught... to Eat As Many Sandwiches As You Can Grab."

Iris says three measly words and Mary deduces that she's preoccupied? Of course, Mary is hoping like Hades that everything is not all right with Iris.

Maxwell Bacon said...

Is Iris thinking about sandwiches, too?

MissScarlet said...

The double floating heads will give me double pleasure when Wanders nominates them for a Worthy Award next December.