This week's public service announcement was part of King Features Syndicate's settlement with the Cruise Line International Association (CLIA) after Karen Moy's hatchet job a few years back:
With any luck Mary and Toby will fire up Mary's '84 Grand Marquise and drive off a cliff in a few short months ala Thelma and Louise
Wanders, that was ***stellar***!!! Grazie!(After the Beedie bonanza, I really miss the Mary Worth of yore!
MONDAYLooks like Jeff has been overdoing the Grecian Formula in the months he's been MIA.Yes Jeff, there is a direct relationship between Mary's cooking and your amnesia. That's the way Mary likes it - she can keep you at arm's length for ages and not have to hear you suggest that you two take your relationship to "another level." "Here Jeff dear, have a big serving of glop. I doubled the amount of Splak! Keep stuffing yourself while Toby and I take off on our adventure!"
What a sap! He's eating that old spread that she keeps draped over the back of her couch, and he likes it!
Love that montage of old MW! I miss Joe.
MONDAYToday's Boldface Haiku is titled "Reconnecting Over Some Old Faithful Commemorative Casserole".Delicious cooking better!Job: Like better.Forget bum knee!
Nicely done, Wanders. Thank you! However, like some others, it reminds me of how much I miss Uncle Joe. I can't even imagine June coming up with anything remotely as entertaining for Toby and Mary's cruise. Sigh....
I fondly remember Uncle Joe's take on a luxury cruise ship. The chain link fence on the boat deck was a cause of high hilarity in our house.
Tomorrow Mary will "accidently" kick Jeff's knee to make him remember it.
Sunday's video should win an Academy Award.Simply brilliant!!!
Mary Worth's passive-aggressive comment of the day:"There, there, dear, enjoy your meal! No need to offer to cook me anything, ever! That's my job!"DWET's passive-aggressive comment of the day:Wow! I didn't realize Mary Worth had a son!
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