This is what would be in panel 3 today, if it existed:Derek: How could I forget? You say it umpteen times a day, Katie darling! By the way, have you ever thought about getting hair extensions? And a certain kind of augmentation surgery?
I'm starting to worry that this story will not be about Derek's smoking or Derek's roving eye. But instead about Katie's nagging. We'll know when Mary begins to meddle.
Tomorrow night's entertainment: Derek Hoosier reads his epic poem entitled, "The Marriage from Hell."-- S. McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Tightening The Leash".Esme? Amazing!All...reminder:Married. Next!
Seems that there's a lot of passive aggressive behavior going on in the Hoosiers' relationship. I wonder if this cruise is something suggested by their counselor. Well, going on a vacation to try to save your marriage is less radical than having a baby to save your marriage. At least the cruise line won't need a lifetime of therapy like the kid would.
Next up: Derek runs into Esme in the sauna....
The old pretending you can't quite remember her name trick....#fail
Mary's Helpful Hint #28:If you get your hair cropped really SHORT so that it MATCHES your husband's hair, and he STILL doesn't notice you, try giving him SUBTLE HINTS about DIVORCE! Every guy LOVES that!
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