Well, I hope you enjoyed yesterday... because this is what tomorrow brought:
Whoa. Either that's a very narrow cruise ship, or Mary and Toby moved to a different table between panels 1 and 2.
Towel Folding?? Towel Folding??
Wanders - you might need to keep that video of paint drying handy - for tomorrow's demonstration.
My wife tells me it's not towel folding. It's Towel Origami. Towel folding is what you do when you are emptying the washer.
Mary is left-handed today. And that's it for today's cruise highlights, folks!Here's a video and instructions for a towel-folding task that is perfect for Mary: "How to Make a Towel Cake": http://www.maketowelanimals.com/how-to-make-a-towel-cake/
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".Plans?Walk, towel folding! Interesting!Gym, line dancing!Meet!(I don't think KM is helping pump up the cruise industry like she thinks she is.)
"Tomorrow we'll attend the informational forum on insurance riders, and then everyone will pass around photos of their grandchildren!"-- S. McW.
This makes me want to drink, and it's not even noon yet
If I am going to spend big bucks on a $!&# cruise, the last thing I want to do on it is something I can do at home.Maybe Mary and Toby should read this article courtesy of Fox News, which tells you what to avoid at all costs on your cruise (Sorry, towel folding and line dancing are not on here, but according to some of the cruise pages I looked at, these activities do exist!)http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/02/01/7-things-to-skip-on-carnival-cruise-ship.htmlHowever, here is a page with some things you can do (anything that has ziplines or rock climbing is very appealing. If I was on board liquor and shopping would be my two favorites LOL)http://www.royalcaribbean.com/findacruise/experiencetypes/category.do?pagename=onboard_cat_things_to_do
I googled "towel folding demonstration cruise ships" and there are videos of them on youtube.This strip is making going on a cruise sound like the most boring thing ever.
What were we supposed to make of it yesterday when Katie told Derek that catching him smoking would be grounds for divorce, and then added, in a separate speech bubble, "Ha!"? Was that like saying "April Fools. Just kidding. Nothing you could do would make me stop loving you." Or was it more like "I know you're going to give in, and when you do I'm going to dump you immediately. Then I'll be free to go to the towel folding exhibition with that lovely Mary Worth."?
Something tells me Mary will win the passenger towel folding competition, and the exciting cruise will just keep rolling on from there. Or over-over would be even better.
RE: Towel folding: Mary should just save herself the trouble and google it or look it up on youtube or Pinterest like the rest of us did.I noticed in my "fun things to do on a cruise", I advocated ziplining and rock climbing. I meant to say it wasn't appealing to me. I always tell my husband the three words you will never hear are "Regina and ziplining". (Rock climbing is not on my bucket list either.)Wanna bet meddlin' Mary on her walk around the deck catches Mr. Hoosier puffing away and gives him a stern lecture?Does anyone else hopes that we see Toby fall into the pool while doing line dancing?
"Towel folding is what you do when you are emptying the washer."I typically only fold them coming out of the dryer, but that's just me... :)
Towel folding. TOWEL FOLDING. Okay, now I know they're trolling us.But hey, at least we have a frontrunner for Panel of the Year already!
Great comments, all! I laughed even harder after I ventured over to YouTube and searched "towel folding competition" OMG! It's a "thing", and mildly interesting. People are very talented, but my question is how do you monetize that ability? Maybe Mary will form a towel folding team with the pie guy from awhile back.
Pie guy? Perhaps you mean John Dill, pink cake man extraordinaire? (Harrumph)
Pink cake, pink cake, roly-poly pink cake! Pink cake, pink cake! Eat it up! YUM!!!
Hmmm ... towel folding ... interesting! ... NOT! ... I think Moy is just messin' with us.Mary's Helpful Hint #11: If you get BORED in your cabin, go to the TOWEL FOLDING DEMONSTRATION! Suddenly, your dull traveling companion's boring blather will seem SCINTILLATING and PEACHY KEEN!
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