This cruise just keeps getting better and better for poor Katie. Kind of puts Derek's smoking into perspective, doesn't it?
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Holy Crap, An Actual Plot Climax!"Here? Spy eye...Hel-lo...Esme...!
FINALLY! Blue Leader to Mary, Blue Leader to Mary. Code Red. I repeat, Code Red. Love triangle at 10 o'clock. Prepare to mobilize STAT! This is not a drill.-- Scottie McW.
Why did Katie change into a little black dress to go find Derek?
They need to stop flicking their cigarettes over the railings. That's way more dangerous than their stupid love triangle.I thought the same thing, Darth. Was Katie dressing up to go on the prowl? Maybe they're just at the end of their clean clothes supply and the little black number was the only thing that didn't smell like smoke or a Haitian toilet.
Scottie,Your comment reminds me of the last sketch in a certain early 1970s Woodie Allen comedy that parodies a book that I won't name here since the topic isn't particularly family friendly.Just imagine Tony Randall saying "Blue Leader to Mary ..."(I'm new here, folks, so I'm not sure what the boundaries are)
Payday! I'm sure Mary will fix everything, at least temporarily. But Katie & Derek seem doomed. Of course, Esme will get fired, too, so there's a bit of justice.Kudos to June Brigman for a dreamy night sky.
Esme has a knack for appearing at Hoosier marital crises. Did she implant a microchip in Derek?
What have we learned? That cigarette smoking leads to:1. A nagging wife2. Childish pranks3. Marital strife4. An extra-marital fling with a hot entertainer5. A third-rate plot device
Mary's meddle sense must be tingling! Let the drama begin!
I am hoping for Katie and 3E to get into a good old fashioned cat fight and one of them goes over the railing.
Regina, do you care which one?
LOL Wanders, not particularly. They are both unlikable. Katie is a screeching shrew and 3E is a third rate cruise performer and a man stealing hussy. I'm thinking if they both fall overboard we can have a fight in the water like Alexis and Krystle had on Dynasty. Derek, being the total tool that he is wouldn't try to help, but would feel all macho about having two women fighting over him as they drown.
You know when the Tom Hanks' character in that old movie about old time women's baseball (sorry, I can't remember the name of the movie) said, "Wait, there's no crying in baseball!" Well, I can't help but wanting to shout out today, "Wait.. there's no action in a Mary Worth Sunday strip!"
Anonymous - the movie you're thinking about was "A League of Their Own." And I loved that line.
Mary, drop those towels you are folding and get to business!
If 3E gets fired, will Mary write a letter to the ships captain, begging him to take 3E back?
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