Even Toby has fallen asleep listening to Mary drone on about her encounter with Derek in the photo gallery....
Who could sleep in the same room as Mary Worth? Crimony, it would give me a case of the terminal willies.
Does anybody really believe that Mary doesn't wear a hairnet to sleep?!At Fauxprof re you comment yesterday on Charterstone: we are about due for Dr. Jeff's annual "I missed you! How about we make this more permanent? No? Oh, well, I guess I tried!" interlude.I can't wait to see if the Bum Boat has been remodeled since the last proposal!
Good grief, Mary and Toby look like they should be stretched out in coffins.Only an extremely naive person, e.g., Toby Cameron or Karen Moy, would have any illusions about the stability of the Hoosier marriage. A nicotine patch may help Derek stop smoking but there's no patch to keep him from being dazzled by statuesque entertainers and their come-hither gazes (not to mention their cigarettes!).
News flash, Mary: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE!!! How can you even begin to pontificate on their relationship?
Meanwhile, on the F deck, Derek and Kate pontificate on the state of Toby and the Professor's relationship as they slowly drift into sleep.
KitKat: There are castration, and the synthetic estrogen some states inject into sex offenders.
jack: we don't talk like that on this blog.
Only slightly less inappropriate and unlikely as Mary's opinions, but only because the Hoosiers have never met Ian.
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