Monday, July 10, 2017

Mary Worth 2637

Let the victory lap begin!

But frankly, I'd much rather listen to Katie recap her encounter with Esme, than to Mary recap her encounter with Derek. But an employee falling overboard just isn't as significant as buying a photo in the photo gallery.

17 comments:

Dave in Parma said...

I said I saw him IN the photo gallery Toby, not AT the photo gallery! Photos don't talk!

(though I wouldn't put it beyond Mary to conjure up some Harry Potter-esque photos where people's soul's reside)

Anonymous said...


This denouement has been most unsatisfying. A complete letdown.

I believe I know what we should do /
Turn to stern and point to shore /
The cruise can't carry this plot no more.

-- Scottie McW.

Chin Napkin Groupie said...

One day KM may make an attempt to evoke the real world in one of her stories. You know, a world that includes attorneys and law enforcement officers. Ones who might be interested in security video footage that document such things murderous ship employees and dangerous railings? Might Esme have found herself facing a rather long prison term and Budget Cruise Lines forking over a very large settlement to Katie?

Vince said...

It does seem that there would be more review of the past actions between Esme and Katie.

Leslie Sokolow said...
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Anonymous said...

Heartbroken, no mystery message today?

KitKat said...

Tuesday
This is the point where Uncle Fester from "The Addams Family" should burst in and ask, "Did someone call me?"

Chester the Dog said...

Toby looks very tired from disco-ing the night away.

Sandi Ego said...

@ Chin Napkin Groupie, we were rightfully appalled the last time she tried the real life drama on a cruise ship, though I'm sure we're fondly recalling the Unita Del Mare/Costa Concordia at this point in the current story. Seriously, Katie hasn't even told Derek about this little deck drama.

@ KitKat, I can't hear or read that word without thinking of Uncle Fester!

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Hahaha KitKat was thinking the exact same thing!

The way Mary minimizes the whole Katie and Derek thing is amazing. He's committing emotional adultery with this third rate cruise singer, singing cheesy show tunes like he's Fred Astaire and she's Ginger Rogers, she's an annoying, controlling harpy and Mary says it was just a "misunderstanding?" I suppose 3E falling over the railing was just a "minor accident".

I really hate Mary Worth and her eternal smugness, but like a bad accident, I keep coming back to look.

Garnet said...

I guess to be fair to Mary, Dimwit Derek completely left out the fact that Katie caught him and Esme kissing. He made it sound like all they did was chat and smoke.

I also guess that Katie isn't going to mention the whole kerfuffle with Esme. With their honesty tiwards each other (or lack thereof), I can see why their marriage seems totally screwed.

doug said...

Um, Tobey, their marriage appears to have had some festering problems for quite some time. These two make it sound like the issues are that Katie drinks out of the milk carton and Derek leaves the toilet seat up.

Dave in Parma said...

Cue up 'Non rand's by Genesis on the Charterstone Jukebox

Dave in Parma said...

(that's what I get for tying on my phone---"Misunderstanding")

Sandi Ego said...

@Dave in Parma, had to laugh when you also typo'd the correction. I dislike messaging on my phone because it's too small and I don't even have giant man hands or anything. Autocorrect has a mind of its own, too. The true winner is voice to text, though. My horse trainer once sent me one of those that was so over-the-top bizarre and hilarious that I screencapped it to save forever. I periodically send it to her for fun.

KitKat said...

Wednesday

Mary and Toby this week = Most Annoying Pajama Party EVER!!

Dave in Parma said...

@Sandi Ego - saw the follow-up typo, thought of correcting it, and decided to cut my losses instead..