Friday, September 22, 2017

Mary Worth 2700

Having achieved total enlightenment from her summer job adulting, she is ready to form her own Monastery for the Forlorn. Jared would make an excellent first disciple.


Anonymous said...

Jared will fit in nicely at the Monastery - he won't even have to change his clothes or hair style.

Chester the Dog said...

But who is going to do the mass mailing?

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

I guess the boss who left and was never heard from again will have to come back and do the mass mailings.

Dawn is such a clueless ding dong. Before quitting, she should have let the temp agency or whoever gave her the job about Dr. McCreepy. Better still, why didn't Medical Assistant Jared let whoever's in change know about what was going on since he knew this all along?

Once again, some idiot in Worthverse gets away without a stern word of warning. I wish Dr. Fletcher's wife had walked in when he was with Dawn in one of those questionably named French restaurants. Now THAT would have been interesting.

My fondest wish is for Jared to ask Dawn to accompany him to a Star Wars Convention as Princess Leila to his Luke Skywalker.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "If I Were Jared, I Could Make A Darth Vader Joke Here".

Said admitted?
"It doesn't have to change things!"
Not. In action. Act!
Geez! Dark. Thanks.

Dave in Parma said...

Jared has a really muscular head.

That is all.

KitKat said...

Wanders, today's secret message is deserving of a Major Award. Truer words were never written.

For someone betrayed by a person with whom she was "deeply in love," Dense Dawn is recovering well. This is not because of the resiliency of youth, it's because Dawn is as vapid and directionless as they come.

Darth Curt said...

@ Regina Wolfe-Parks. No... Jared would go for the brother/sister cosplay. He knows better than that. He'd ask her to dress up as Mara Jade (even though she's now non-canonical). Of course, Dawn would have to color her hair red for it, but that would be easy, as the colorists are always mixing up colors anyway.

Yes... I too am a Star Wars Geek.

Darth Curt said...

Crap... *Wouldn't go for the brother/sister cosplay* wouldn't Dang Typos.

Anonymous said...

Message to Wanders. I don't follow comic strips other than Mary Worth so I still have no idea of who the character with the "star" eyeballs was that you switched to for your avatar. I'm just glad he's gone and your old Dr. Jeff avatar is back. Change isn't always good.

Dave in Parma said...

I gave JB props on the Mini Cooper, and she follows with the 'wall of glass side view." Ouch. Perhaps representative of Dawn's Heart of Glass?

And I'm sorry Dawn: you didn't really 'break up' with Dr. Ned; what you were doing wasn't exactly dating.

And a few more weeks before your time ends?! Is this the Land Before Time?! A fall semester starting mid-October?!

And in closing, queue James Taylor 'You've Got a Friend' on the Charterstone Jukebox.

That is all.

Dave in Parma said...

Sunday: is that a purse or parcel behind Dawn in panel 1, or is Dawn' Mini Cooper up on blocks?

Is that Dawn's Mini, and if so, how does she afford it? Maybe it's borrowed from Wilbur, but he strikes me as more of a VW Beetle kind of guy.

I'm pretty sure Dawn couldn't telegraph more strongly the "I like you like a friend/you're not datable material" message to Jared unless she adds the "you're like a brother to me" line.

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

SIGH. Another CHAPTER in the Book of DAWN!

KitKat said...

Buck up, Jared. You'll always have that bagel place.

Sandi Ego said...

Awesome secret message! I don't really feel this situation was ugly cry worthy, but whatevs.