Iris keeps saying how Zak has changed. How? He's still dense as a brick, has the same horrible stubble and still does that annoying "ha ha". The only thing different about him is that he has a new suit he bought off the rack from Burlington Coat Factory. (I was ready to write Caldor's, but only people from NY would get the reference. They were a department store, on the level of Kohl's, only cheaper.)
It looks like the restaurant neglected to pay their electric bill.
What's with the creepy glowing eyes, June? Halloween was yesterday.
Zak is on Entrees while Iris has skipped ahead to Dessert. Trouble ahead! Anyway, I'm guessing Iris has something other than dessert on her mind with that Yes.
Gee Zak sure knows how to charm a girl... "I'm the same guy, just with a bigger bank account." He sure is the same, still garishly outre, and not just in his dress. I do believe that is one characteristic he shares with Wilbur Weston, which should make Iris fall head over heels for him again. That and the fact that he can probably help her pay off her college loans now...
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Iris keeps saying how Zak has changed. How? He's still dense as a brick, has the same horrible stubble and still does that annoying "ha ha". The only thing different about him is that he has a new suit he bought off the rack from Burlington Coat Factory. (I was ready to write Caldor's, but only people from NY would get the reference. They were a department store, on the level of Kohl's, only cheaper.)
It looks like the restaurant neglected to pay their electric bill.
What's with the creepy glowing eyes, June? Halloween was yesterday.
Zak is on Entrees while Iris has skipped ahead to Dessert. Trouble ahead! Anyway, I'm guessing Iris has something other than dessert on her mind with that Yes.
Oh look, there's Dr. Dreamy and the new receptionist.
-- Scottie McW.
This house of cards (no Kevin Spacey reference intended) will tumble shortly when Zak goes to pick up the check and his credit card bounces.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Dinner At Le Cafe de Double Entendre".
Know want?
Yes! Different!
Same! Bigger!
Ha! Ha!
Ha Ha!
Which restaurant are they at? I bet it's "Les Chaud Couguar"
Gee Zak sure knows how to charm a girl... "I'm the same guy, just with a bigger bank account." He sure is the same, still garishly outre, and not just in his dress. I do believe that is one characteristic he shares with Wilbur Weston, which should make Iris fall head over heels for him again. That and the fact that he can probably help her pay off her college loans now...
Bragging about your bank account is really obnoxious.
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