For the first time in her life, and perhaps the only time it is not appropriate, Mary is being discreet.
Quotes would have been better:Ted Miller "left town" to "handle a matter" in "San Diego". Read: Ted's dead, baby... Ted's dead.
Odd how the muffins come out of the oven the same pale yellow as the batter. Baked goods tend to brown in my oven. But maybe I'm doing it wrong?
When Mary's best female friend shows absolutely no curiosity as to why Mary didn't want to work with Ted Miller, right after Mary's best male friend showed the same total lack of interest, Mary suddenly realizes that nobody gives a hoot about her at all.-- Scottie McW.
Cut to Ted Miller chained to a radiator in Mary's basement, as Mary throws stale muffins at him.
Good job internalizing your problems, Mary. Don't ever tell the people closest to you if you've been the victim of sexual assault!The #MeToo Movement has evidently not reached Santa Royale...
Well, Mary sure isn’t getting her muffins in a bunch over Ted Miller! Why is she covering for that #$%^@! ??? And, speaking about other unsavory developments, since when is our secularized Mary a church lady? A goddess, yes. A pink sugary Mother Nature to be worshiped atop a pink cake, well, yes, of course. But a believer in a religion that is not centered around Mary Worth? I don’t think so …Also, didn’t she use to be “Apple Mary”? And now she’s devolved into the vastly unhealthier “Muffin Mary”?!? Sheesh!
Funny, the flecks in Mary's muffins are the same color as Ted's turtleneck...hmmm...
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