Is there any question that Mary's surprise will be a new shower radio? Which is a creepily inappropriate gift in my opinion.
Never mind Ian's beard, the burger joint's curtains could use a shave, too.
"Interpol has been watching Fabiana and her "cousin" for years. Your idiocy was what finally cracked the case. They are in jail and here's a check for 100,000 Euro for helping crack it wide open. Also, Zak and Iris have broken up and Dawn is coming home. Everything is coming up Wilbur!"Karen Moy leans back in her chair and wipes her hands. "Job. Well. Done." she thinks to herself.
Mary’s hair and Ian’s beard have become one. Like a fast-spreading fungus, the White Mire will soon cover all in its path. And just like that, Santa Royale and all who dwell there will be consumed, and there will be nothing that even the Might of Worth can do to stop it. Nor can any combination of Alloras intervene... AIIIEEEE! SURPRISE!
I think Mary's "surprise" will be when Iris walks out from the kitchen with another tray of hamburgers and fries. She'll be wearing a dress. a string of pearls, and flowered apron.
GROAN! I think the surprise will be Iris. That would be typical.Here are two scenarios I would like to see:Mary: “You are WELCOME, Wilbur! And that’s not all! I have a SURPRISE for you! ...... I’ve ordered M&M McFlurries for dessert for all of us!... I’ve gotten in touch with a friend of yours, and she’s traveled a long way to join us. It’s ... FABIANA!I also love fauxprof’s idea (on the previous post) of Agitated Aggie from Pax Wellness showing up! That would really improve everyone’s mood!Or, Regina Wolfe-Parks (on the previous post) might be right, and “Ian” is really an imposter. The surprise will be ... he’ll rip off his fake beard and wig and turn out to be ... ZAK!
The new shoes he left at Rick's? Fabiana's emerald ring? Zakiks stock? Or surprise, Dawn is marrying Harlan and she told Mary first, ha ha.
Mary’s surprise: She’s started a Go Fund Me page to raise money for hair plugs for Wilbur.
I have to say, I can't stop looking at that parrot? can opener? Swiss Army knife? that Wilbur is clutching in his glass. Wanders, I'm really hoping it is a new shower radio because I DON'T want it to be Iris.
I'm sure the surprise will be a plate of muffins.
My guess: Mary: “Wilbur, I got a phone call from Dawn last night. You’re going to be a grandfather.”
the road to hell is filled with many good intentions...
My hope for the big surprise: Mary introduces new residents at Charterstone, Fabiana and her cousin Pedro. Mary says they were able to make the move from Columbia to Charterstone after great luck prospecting for emeralds.
In casual conversation, who says "You are welcome"? Nobody. They say "You're welcome."And I believe I'm right in saying that most people don't say, "I have a surprise for you." They say, "I've got a surprise for you."We know Mary understands the concept of contractions, since she does drop a "that's" in there. I wonder if Moy has ever talked to real people.-- Scottie McW.
I'm hoping this meal will end with Wilbur embarrassingly hammered and challenging Ian to a fight in the parking lot.
Good job, KM. Now you've got us wondering when we all know the "surprise" will be a disappointment....Don't think I can sleep tonight.
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