Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Mary Worth 2931

Tommy is so good at groceries, he can carry them in a bag without a bottom!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...


Good one, Wanders.

None of this would have happened if Mary had been carrying her bags properly in the first place. These are the dumbest people on earth.

Brigman has to be doing this deliberately just to annoy people. There's no other rational explanation.

-- Scottie McW.

2Absurd said...

If Tommy was smart, he would just answer "fine" and walk away. But he's not...

MDMaryTed said...

I'm guessing Mary will serve Tommy muffins while they talk?

Chester the Dog said...

"It's a long story..." and we are gonna hear it again and again...

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"In Which The Last Line Quotes All Mary Worth Readers Everywhere".

Thanks! Saved!
No problem! Thing!
Are? Everything?
Sigh. Long...

KitKat said...

Tommy is a Grocery Specialist. He carries a wide toll of invisible tape with him at all times, so he taped the bottle of that bag and threw in the groceries in record time.

Are there more ominous words than “SIGH. It’s a LONG story”? We’re in for a long recap and an abundance of platitudes and cliches from Mary, friends. (Note that Tommy didn’t sigh, he said the word. Only in the Worthiverse...)

fauxprof said...

July in Southern California. One really needs a hoodie over the t-shirt to ward off the summer chill.

Yahoonski said...

No, not muffins. She's going to fix him a nice celery hoagie with tomato sauce. By the way, I forgot to ask yesterday: How long has Mary been into foot binding?

LouiseF said...

From the "No, You Didn't Ask for this Information" Department, I looked up the weather in Goleta, CA (which we all know is not far from the mythical Santa Royale), and although their humidity is high, the temps are not much above 72 into Friday, which looks mighty attractive to those of us in NE Ohio who have been dealing with a hot and humid summer, my point being that maybe it's not so crazy that Tommy's wearing a hoodie. Wonder if June B checks the weather in SoCal when she's illustrating MW....

RobC said...

Yahoonski, is that celery and tomato SAUCE or tomato JUICE? Dare I say they will mix up some ... Bloody Marys?

k knutt said...

I'm sure that somewhere along the line, a compelling story will emerge.

-Chin Napkin Groupie

Anonymous said...

especially shoplifting them...

Anonymous said...

A long story? You can say that again, Tommy. No, wait! I didn’t mean that literally! Tommy? Please don’t....... @#&$@#! There goes another week.
-Noreen

Garnet said...

Why can't he be like a normal person and just say, "Fine?"