Sunday, December 30, 2018

Mary Worth 3033

I didn't notice this before, but Brony has a serious case of mange that he's trying to cover with a combover. Those Santa Ana winds can be a real social buzzkill.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...


So it's come to this: "Thank you for being you." Another new low.

Wow, Moy is sending 2018 out in not a blaze of glory, but a wave of nausea.

-- Scottie McW.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is...

Oh, forget it. This is not only ridiculous, but it's dragging on and on and on and on. I mean, we get it. The Jannie character is really flattering the Ian character.

MOVE. ON.

Anonymous said...

You know what the saddest part is? Every time Moy comes up with what might be a potentially interesting story line, she wrecks it! This could have been about a cheap affair between Ian and Jannie (made worse by that stupid nickname). It would have been even better if Prof Ian got caught messing around with a student. And who wouldn't have killed to see a catfight between Toby and Jannie; hairpulling, nail scratching, etc? But, no, I'll put money on what we're going to be fed is the danger of letting a relationship go stale. And, of course, Mary will step in to save the Cameron marriage by telling Toby how she's managed to keep Dr Jeff interested for 60+ years by allowing him no more than an air kiss to her cheek. Well, actually, I would like to know how she's done that.

And... Yahoonski? I have no clue as to why you can't see the secret messages. I'm seeing them alright. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Mary's secret is all those lamb roasts, although how anyone can eat any animal (read that: dead, decaying flesh), much less a baby animal, is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

Jannie s going to throw herself at Ian, hugging and grabbing an unreturned kiss. Ian will tell her that’s all wrong. Rejected and hurt, Jannie will file a complaint that Ian came on to her and violated the student/professor relationship. So,much for basking in his brilliance.

KitKat said...

"Thank you for being you, instead of my last boyfriend, who's slovenly and has a fixation on My Little Pony."

Has June been on a college campus lately? Or maybe in this decade? Jannie looks like a Santa Royale middle-aged woman. the hair, the wardrobe - yikes.

Toby and Jannie fight! Toby and Jannie fight! Toby and Jannie etc. etc.!!!

fauxprof said...

I am dismissing everything about today’s strip except the opening panel featuring a rerun of Brony. Ah, Brony, with your ridiculous haircut, your slovenly attire, your pony shirt (probably worn for the past three days because you can’t tell how badly it smells), and most of all, your sweet, vacuous expression. Keep looking at your phone, probably texting with another Brony Crony. Then make your clueless way to a class you don’t quite understand. You’re still one of the most relatable characters in the Worthiverse, after Mr. Allora and Jared.

meg said...

Why, assuming that the weather in “Santa Royale” is similar to that of its sister city “Santa Barbara”, are all the collegians dressing like they are in Vermont or Minnesota?

And what is Velma from Scooby Doo doing (hehe!) there? Is there going to be a crossover strip with Shaggy and the gang?

lmjb1964 said...

I think the weirdness of Brony's hairstyle was hidden by a speech bubble before. And Meg, good catch on Velma. Ruh-roh! And I was just in LA. It was actually fairly cold. All the young'uns were wearing T-shirts, flip-flopa, and in some cases, shorts.

And OMG, the strip finally broke Nance! No wonder June is getting creative with the passersby. She's as bored with the dialogue (and I use the term loosely) as we are

Enlong said...

I really love how Brony’s shirt appears to be some sort of bootleg product featuring a pink variant of Applejack. I want to believe that the back side of the shirt has a bunch of Chinese script and an English transliteration reading “INTERPERSONAL RELATIONS ARE SORCERY”, framing a photograph of one of the Celestia dolls.

meg said...

That pink horse thing is a picture on his shirt? I thought he was cuddling His Little Pony stuffed toy under his jacket!