Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Mary Worth 3053

Do you kiss your economics professor with that mouth?

20 comments:

Anonymous said...


Ian drops the F bomb, and Jannie replies with several of her own.

-- Scottie McW.

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

BEGORRAH!

And that, my dear lassie, is the only ejaculation yae’ll get from me on the matter.

Darth Curt said...

Jannie: That's *%#$%$#!!! In high school we didn't have to turn in anything and still were given B's. That's how the system works now you dinosaur!"

RobC said...

Now she's going to call her Dad, who is an Alumni...and a STATE REP for the gerrymandered district Charterstone is in. I hope this school isn't State funded....

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"In Which The First And Fourth Lines Are The Same".

"F."
Didn't...No!
Had failing grade!
That's &%$#@/
!

r u ok? said...

Well, at least Ian will have something to talk about at dinner tonight with Toby . . .

LouiseF said...

Outstanding, everyone! Every comment fabulous! Thank you, Karen Moy, for warming up what promises to be an extremely cold day (at least in these parts). I can see people's brains are firing on all cylinders. In my opinion, your comments have captured some of the essential issues plaguing education today.

TimP said...

@ r u OK, my thoughts precisely...

Ian: I gave that Jannie a fair grade today.

Toby: You're having an affair?

Ian: She got rather hot, you could tell it bothered here.

Toby: You got her hot and bothered?

Ian: Indeed, the lassy even yelled &%$#@/! at me.

Toby: You &%$#@/ed her?! How dare you! Don't tell me anymore!

Ian - goes back to eating previously frozen air fried tilapia filet from Costco with an oyster fork.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Wow, Jannie is dumber than I thought she was. Not only is she a foul mouth little hussy, she thinks that winking at old Ian was going to get her a passing grade.

When I was in college (not that long ago-I'm a late bloomer), the professor would have discussed it with you and given you an "incomplete" and a chance to make up the paper in a reasonable period of time (about a week). If said paper was submitted, then you would get an "F" and if you dropped the "F" or "&%$#@! at the professor, they would tell you to take yourself and your potty mouth someplace else. But since this is SRCC, I'm sure this behavior goes on on a regular basis.

I predict that Jannie has a very well connected father who has donated tons of dough to the school (Class of 1987-majoring in Puppetry-this is a real major!!!) and Hilton Berkes will hear about this!

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Conservapedia has a list of the worst college major and a bunch of questionable courses, many of which I think Dawn has taken in her 30 years of college. My favorite is # "Arguing with Judge Judy" (taught at UC Berkeley).

https://www.conservapedia.com/Worst_College_Majors

Chester the Dog said...

About turning in assignments late or not at all and getting and F (why are we even researching this stuff?):

https://www.chronicle.com/forums/index.php?topic=75702.0;wap2.

@Jannie, all the effort you put into NOT doing the assignment, you could ave done a half baked job and gotten a passing grade. Please don't pass your DNA on to future generations.

Yahoonski said...

I can't think of any 6-letter bleepable words appropriate to this situation. Could she be saying "unfair"? Oh, wait. It could be the past tense of a 4-letter verb, I guess. Then again, maybe the exclamation point is just serving as a substitute here rather than an actual punctuation mark, which would mean she's uttering a 7-letter imprecation. Now I'm stumped.

Anonymous said...

@Yahoonski - doodoo? Jannie is just trying to keep it family friendly.

Sandi Ego said...

But I'm sure Jannie will find the time to write scathing evaluations on Rate My Professor and Yelp.

KitKat said...

@Yahoonski, I also tried to puzzle out Jannie's exclamation. Can we run it through the Star Trek Universal Translator?

If Jannie keeps her mouth running like this, he won't have to get that badly needed haircut because his hair will fall out in bunches as his ears catch fire.

MDMaryTed said...

WOW. For the first time in years, I'm actually interested in what tomorrow's panel will have.

Martin said...

"How dare you fail me? I winked at you!!"

Brian Kennedy said...

As a substitute grade school teacher, I don't have to deal with this kind of immature behavior from my 4th graders -- no recess for you, Jannie!!!!

Anonymous said...

WEDNESDAY

@MDMaryTed - Well, I hope you didn't lose any sleep last night thinking about today's panel. Once again Moy has taken what could have turned into a slightly interesting situation and ruined it with her usual dreck.

Michael Beaumier said...

I’m sorry, Janine — Ian’s generation doesn’t speak in hashtags, or any of those symbols that used to mean swears.

When did Mary Worth start gettting all HBO?