Zak, why do you think you can possibly succeed when a much more manly man like Wilbur has already failed?
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KitKat
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It's easy to win a soccer match when you're the only team on the field and the field appears to be a pasture with no sidelines, goal, and refs.
Someone please remind me what the "something worth fighting for" between Iris and Zak is. Even before Iris's current problems, their life together looked dull as dishwater. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [snore].
"I gathered my loved ones around me And I gazed at [the] face I adore Then I heard that voice within me thundeeeeeeeeeer! This is worth fighting fooooooooor!" - Leslie 'Hutch' Hutchinson, 1942
Meanwhile, lank-haired gray sweatshirt guy has misplaced his mustache. He, however, clutches a robustly-sized beverage bottle, while Wil and Zak choke up on their green mini bottles. Sorry for the baseball metaphor...
Is the spinning sensation in my head only nausea induced by these unbearable characters... this drooling stalker troll, that rapidly inflating hairless insipid downtrodden utterly implausible object of desire, the cat-talking perfect victim of scammers and that utterly brainless captain of industry in a universe devoid of people (of any gender) in his own demographic? (oh, but wait: there's always DAWN, the 50 year old 25 year old. Maybe she'll connect with Zap. He must wear coloured contacts, because who keeps the same eye colour?)?
I think of that comment by KM that the characters in MW are supposed to be people we've met, like our neighbours and friends. What a nightmare vision that would be. What neighbourhood in what universe in what era does KM inhabit?
Great secret message, Wanders and great comments everyone.
It never fails to amaze me how competent KM is in portraying extremely unattractive and unlikable people. Where does she get her "inspiration"? I just want to slap them all.
Soooooo....hanging out at bar with Zak and bonding over soccer has somehow inspired Wilboor to become a better person? Yeah, sure, that makes...no sense whatsoever. I feel like Moy has started to lose whatever thread of a story she had. No idea where this is going, but Wilbur would have to change a lot to no longer be slap-worthy.
11 comments:
It's easy to win a soccer match when you're the only team on the field and the field appears to be a pasture with no sidelines, goal, and refs.
Someone please remind me what the "something worth fighting for" between Iris and Zak is. Even before Iris's current problems, their life together looked dull as dishwater. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [snore].
Uh, Zak, the team from Cuba never gave up either, and they lost. Just sayin'.
The sight of Wilbur and Zak high-fiving like best bros is not quite nauseating, but it's in the neighborhood.
Another great secret message, Wanders!
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"Wilbur Is Cuba".
Woo! Win!
So close! Never!
Don't...
(I Iris! Fighting!)
I am so hating this Zak and Wilboor bromance. It's like they are meeting for the first time and Zak has no idea what a drunken idiot Wilbur was.
Thaks Wanders for reminding us what a creepy stalker Wilbur was. Maybe he can give Zak some pointers.
That TV looks like it's going to crash down on these two nitwits' heads.
When I saw Zak said "Champions don't give up", The song "We are the Champions" by Queen popped into my head. Zak, get over yourself.
@Nance, it took me a minute to figure out your BFH title meaning. LOL Wilbur definitely IS Cuba.
"I gathered my loved ones around me
And I gazed at [the] face I adore
Then I heard that voice within me thundeeeeeeeeeer!
This is worth fighting fooooooooor!"
- Leslie 'Hutch' Hutchinson, 1942
Meanwhile, lank-haired gray sweatshirt guy has misplaced his mustache. He, however, clutches a robustly-sized beverage bottle, while Wil and Zak choke up on their green mini bottles. Sorry for the baseball metaphor...
Is the spinning sensation in my head only nausea induced by these unbearable characters... this drooling stalker troll, that rapidly inflating hairless insipid downtrodden utterly implausible object of desire, the cat-talking perfect victim of scammers and that utterly brainless captain of industry in a universe devoid of people (of any gender) in his own demographic? (oh, but wait: there's always DAWN, the 50 year old 25 year old. Maybe she'll connect with Zap. He must wear coloured contacts, because who keeps the same eye colour?)?
I think of that comment by KM that the characters in MW are supposed to be people we've met, like our neighbours and friends. What a nightmare vision that would be. What neighbourhood in what universe in what era does KM inhabit?
Great secret message, Wanders and great comments everyone.
Doc
It appears the bubbles in the Pellegrino are getting to Zak.
It never fails to amaze me how competent KM is in portraying extremely unattractive and unlikable people. Where does she get her "inspiration"? I just want to slap them all.
FRIDAY
Soooooo....hanging out at bar with Zak and bonding over soccer has somehow inspired Wilboor to become a better person? Yeah, sure, that makes...no sense whatsoever. I feel like Moy has started to lose whatever thread of a story she had. No idea where this is going, but Wilbur would have to change a lot to no longer be slap-worthy.
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