I'm sorry he's in love with her too. Because now we're in for multiple weeks of Dawn agonizing, trying to choose between Jared and Hugo, and then consulting with Mary, who will flip her Colossal Cliche Generator into overdrive. Fasten your seatbelts, friends, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Coming soon: Hugo, who's still traipsing around Paris with Blondie despite directives from Emmanuel Macron, glances at his phone and mutters "Who ees theese Fawn who keeps texting me?"
Jared, Jared, Jared, when you finally work up the nerve to go for it and put yourself out there, you don't apologize for it!!! It ruins the whole thing.
Oh well, he seems like he's new a this, so maybe he'll get better.
When I aw this scene it immediately brought me to a scene in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie called The Leech Woman. It's about a middle aged lady who kills men by getting a gland from their neck to stay young and hot. Anyway, she comes back from a trip to South America all young and fresh and pretends to be her niece. Her lawyer picks her up from the airport along with his jealous fiance. She goes in the house first. He opens the door and Bill Corbett (as Crow) says "I LOVE YOU! WHIP CREAM! YESYESYES! That is what expected Jared to say.
Two things could happen: Dawn could say "I love you too Jared". or she could say "I am madly and deeply in love with my Hugo, even though he is traipsing around with that blonde trollop in Paris." Or she should do what any normal woman would do: Give him a smack cross the kisser and take the bus home. I'm hoping that like the rest of us, KM is on lockdown and that is making her more creative, but I doubt it.
Between Nance and KitKat, I have nothing to add. You two have summed up today perfectly. I would like to see some more kissing between these two for the rest of the week. No talking, no distancing, just kissing. That's about all I can handle.
Even though Dawn has mentioned her French boyfriend to Jared, Jared has not mentioned that his semi-identical twin sister is an exchange student in Paris. Her name is Leia Hermione Harley Quinn Mylo, and you can see her in the last panel of the March 15 strip. I mean, what are the odds?!
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I'm sorry he's in love with her too. Because now we're in for multiple weeks of Dawn agonizing, trying to choose between Jared and Hugo, and then consulting with Mary, who will flip her Colossal Cliche Generator into overdrive. Fasten your seatbelts, friends, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Coming soon: Hugo, who's still traipsing around Paris with Blondie despite directives from Emmanuel Macron, glances at his phone and mutters "Who ees theese Fawn who keeps texting me?"
No, no, no!!!
Jared, Jared, Jared, when you finally work up the nerve to go for it and put yourself out there, you don't apologize for it!!! It ruins the whole thing.
Oh well, he seems like he's new a this, so maybe he'll get better.
-- Scottie McW.
When I aw this scene it immediately brought me to a scene in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie called The Leech Woman. It's about a middle aged lady who kills men by getting a gland from their neck to stay young and hot. Anyway, she comes back from a trip to South America all young and fresh and pretends to be her niece. Her lawyer picks her up from the airport along with his jealous fiance. She goes in the house first. He opens the door and Bill Corbett (as Crow) says "I LOVE YOU! WHIP CREAM! YESYESYES! That is what expected Jared to say.
Two things could happen: Dawn could say "I love you too Jared". or she could say "I am madly and deeply in love with my Hugo, even though he is traipsing around with that blonde trollop in Paris." Or she should do what any normal woman would do: Give him a smack cross the kisser and take the bus home. I'm hoping that like the rest of us, KM is on lockdown and that is making her more creative, but I doubt it.
I dare say we'll all be sorry too soon enough...
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"Dawn Is Too Full For Dessert".
Sorry!
In love!
Between Nance and KitKat, I have nothing to add. You two have summed up today perfectly. I would like to see some more kissing between these two for the rest of the week. No talking, no distancing, just kissing. That's about all I can handle.
Even though Dawn has mentioned her French boyfriend to Jared, Jared has not mentioned that his semi-identical twin sister is an exchange student in Paris. Her name is Leia Hermione Harley Quinn Mylo, and you can see her in the last panel of the March 15 strip.
I mean, what are the odds?!
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