Thursday, March 26, 2020

Mary Worth 3320

It always does, Dawn, it always does. Until the next boy comes along.

13 comments:

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Ugh I hate Dawn. I've never seen anyone so flighty and so fickle. One day she's "madly and deeply in love" with Frenchy and in a few brief months, she's thinking how "natural, so right...like I belong...here in your arms." Who even talks like other than a 15 year old girl. Dawn would fall in love with a door knob if it gave her any attention.

Jared should get that honker of his fixed. It looks like he was in a fight with a door that he most likely bumped into, as he's such a klutz.

These two idiots deserve each other.

LouiseF said...

I reccommend this panel for its artful depiction of clasped hands, which I am guessing is not THAT easy to illustrate.These two have been on this bench so long, it's about time for the police to show up and ticket them for loitering.

Anonymous said...


I'll bet Jared's thinking, "Oh crap, what do I do now? I have no idea how to be a boyfriend."

Pretty much like I was with my first girlfriend.

-- Scottie McW.

katyb said...

Wanders, you didn't finish your secret message. It should be "Not even a passing thought for Hugo, whom she bullied into a long-distance relationship." There, fixed it for you. :)
Honestly, Dawn is as repulsive as her father.

KitKat said...

@katyb nailed it. Dopey Dawn didn’t fall far from the Wilbur tree. Egad.

I’m surprised that June didn’t include a couple of true-love doves yesterday and/or today. Isn’t that standard in the Worthiverse? Maybe KM needs to send her that memo again.

Who else expects that Hugo will tell Dawn that he’s no longer doing long distance with her before she tells him, thus sparing her from a somewhat mature action?

r u ok? said...

Meanwhile, back in Wilbur's apartment, FaceTiming with Hugo continues where Wilbur repeatedly tells Hugo how much Dawn loves and misses Hugo and becomes buddies with him. Hey, why isn't Wilbur hanging out at the bar with Zak? I thought they became buddies too . . .

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Cue Aretha And Carole King".

Natural...
Right...
Belong...!

fauxprof said...

My guess is that KM caught a random rerun episode of Big Bang Theory and decided to try out the nerd/hot girl trope. Except Jared is not as smart as Leonard, and Dawn is nowhere near as hot as Penny.

Anonymous said...

@fauxprof: Dawn is nowhere near as hot as Amy.

doug said...

@fauxprof, Anonymous: Dawn is not hot, period.

Chester the Dog said...

Jared only likes Dawn because she looks like Princess Leia. (sorry if the spelling is wrong, I never saw a Star Wars movie!)

Sandi Ego said...

Did I miss the part where one of them remarked they had a bunch of toilet paper and the other commented they have loads of hand sanitizer? Because that's the only attraction I can come up with here.

Michael Beaumier said...

Uh.... So then dating a French boy is unnatural then?