"Attention Charterstone Residents, please keep your eyes open for Saul Wynter. He's wandered off again. He was last seen walking the grounds with Greta, but has not been seen for several hours. He's wearing a bow tie and repeating himself over and over, as usual."
By the way, I wanted to share this with you. If you are stuck at home, as we are, and you'd enjoy a night of comedy and theatre, my daughter finally convinced me to watch: "Ani: A Parody with Music" by StarKids. If "Rise of the Fast Talker" is anywhere near this hilarious, I can see why Dawn fell in love with Jared. Enjoy a night in with someone you love!
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"Here we are, Madi. Welcome to your new home."
"Yeah, okay. Thanks, I guess. It's kind of sma... EEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! YOU HAVE A DOG!!!! OMIGOD, GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! NOBODY TOLD ME YOU HAVE A ♪!@$%!♪ DOG!!! EEEEEK! I HATE DOGS!!! GET THAT ♪!@$%!♪ THING AWAY FROM ME!!! GET IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!"
-- Scottie McW.
Or she's allergic like Jeff is to cats, which Mary didn't know after 30 years of dating.
LOL both of you Scottie and Wanders.
I am sick of Myster Wynter wandering around in circles kvetching bout taking in some potentially rotten 13 year old. If I had been Myster Wynter, I would have told Lyle I have a hemorrhoidectomy scheduled about that same time and the recovery period is going to be months, if not years. But this being Mary Worth, he just passively gives in.
I can't wait for all of the rotten things this little brat's going to do like goof on Greta and Uncle Saul for wearing matching bow ties, pulling Greta by the ears, tying tin cans to Greta's tail, playing death metal while he's trying to take a nap or smoking in the bathroom and incurring the wrath of Mary. (Remember when Mary reported Tommy for smoking illegal substances?)
Greta has this look as if she wants to run as fast as she can back to the shelter to get away from all this crazy.
May 11 was when Jared met Dawn at the airport, making this Day 32 of waiting for Girl To.
This now resembles Dawn's Hugo recap to Mary, which droned on for two weeks. I'll check back in July (but without any real high expectations).
Wanders, your comment reminds me of my aunt, who spent her later years in assisted living. She once told me that she had left the building and walked to her childhood home, blocks away. When I complained loudly to the staff, they showed me the security system. My aunt could not have left unnoticed. She had imagined the whole thing, which really was fine. In her mind, she had had a lovely day.
Perhaps there is no young girl being shipped to Saul by a negligent father. Perhaps Saul is just enjoying a lovely day -- maybe with my aunt.
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