Friday, July 24, 2020

Mary Worth 3422

After yesterday's psychologically abusive strip, I have only one explanation for today's strip...:

...Stockholm Syndroome.


Anonymous said...

But, Marewee, Madi awfwade of waa waa. Will Marewee go wid Madi? Pwitty pweese?


Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Next Up: Madi Learns Napkin-Folding And Muffin-Making".

Jump. With?
Yes! Great!
Try out!
Let's go!

Yahoonski said...

As Chandler Bing might say, "Could today's dialogue BE any more robotic?"

KitKat said...

Hip hip, hooray, it’s a double secret message day!

Doesn’t Mary need to change into her nightgown to “try out the water”?

RobC said...

Ha, ha, KitKat! My question is, will they turn purple?

Anonymous said...

Mary: "MADI! You put that swimsuit back on, RIGHT NOW!!!"

Madi: "Why should I? Gram always let me go skinny dipping!"


Carlye said...

Madi is going to hold Mary's head underwater. Well, I would.

Jerry Smith said...

"I'm going skinnydipping. Gram loved skinnydipping."

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Okay Madi, we get it. You lost your unnamed Gram. You don't need to keep reminding us KM.

I think Madi is so sick of Mary's inane platitudes (based on Wednesday's repeat eye roll), she will either try to drown Mary, then herself.

Michael Beaumier said...

You’ve broken her down, Mary — now build her back up.

Wait, where are you going? You have muffins in the oven? Mary! Come back!

MDmaryTed said...

The only thing that could make Mary's platitudes worse here is if she served muffins with them.