Thursday, August 13, 2020

Mary Worth 3438


I always thought Toby was right handed.

 

13 comments:

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Toby may be ambidextrous. Or that JB is plain lazy and just flipped the artwork.

Either way, I don't know anyone who holds a knife like that.

I'm sure anything Madi made is better than the slop that Toby made. How did they hide the secret ingredient from Nosy Mary?

MDMaryTed said...

Hang on, I thought they were making banana bread. That looks like raisin bread, even if you cut it left handed or right.

Anonymous said...

Good find, Wanders! And it’s obviously a pandemic in Santa Royale. Not one citizen in the Worthiverse can hold a utensil or a cell phone correctly.

HelenClark


KitKat said...

It’s Double Secret Message Thursday - huzzah! A long time ago I read that ambidextrous people were thought to be shifty and untrustworthy. I suppose that’s an old stereotype, but this IS Toby we’re talking about.

Regina, Toby uses that knife-holding technique when sculpting her gray clay animals. It doesn’t help with that, either.

The Secret Ingredient banana bread looks just like the earlier one, with squiggly things and raisin-like unknown objects. YUCK. I’m not keen on banana bread, but I’ve eaten my fair share of it, and none of it ever looked like these.

Anonymous said...

Re-posted comment.

https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/139/gorillas

New "Far Side" from Gary Larson: three gorillas and banana bread. It says it all.

MissScarlet said...

Guess what? Today is National Left Hander's Day. I don't think Moy knew that, though.

Anonymous said...

I think Alice B Toklas banana bread can be cut with either hand...

Anonymous said...


Again we see the deforming manifestations of Worththritis, the strange muscular condition that distorts the hands of Charterstone residents whenever they hold an object.

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...


Oops, it's spelled Worthritis.

Way to butcher the punch line, Scottie.

-- S. McW.

Nance said...

Today's (late and...oh well) Boldface Haiku is titled

"Revolve! Review! Reversible! Oh, I Thought We Were Just Saying Words That Start With REV-".

Revelation!
Revised!

Tim said...

KM was too lazy to give The Unknown a name. Now she's too lazy to give a banana bread ingredient a name.
I'm not a baker but I don't see how a single ingredient turns banana bread from play dough to tasty, unless cannabis is involved.

Anonymous said...

I wish I'd read your second comment first, Scottie. I have a headache from trying to figure out to pronounce Worththritis...

That being said... I cannot understand why Mary... or even Madi didn't immediately inform Toby that banana bread is not a dessert. "Shall we, perhaps, look into recipes for a chocolate pecan torte?"

HelenClark

bats :[ said...

She'a HANDBIEXROUS!!!! So says Dolly Keane....