"The fish wasn't caught this morning. We get a discount on all the monkfish the Bum Boat can't sell, and by the time it gets here, it's a little aromatic, if you know what I mean. Ditto for the expired salmon at Freda's."
Generic old fish? Uh oh, Drew appears to have stumbled into The Bad Grub Diner. It makes Jerry’s Sandwich Shop look like The French Laundry in comparison.
KM's depiction of Ashlee seems designed to make her seem interesting, but instead appears to be channeling Ellie Mae Clampett of the Beverly Hillbillies. She did a lot better with Jared, the Star Wars action figure warrior. "Interesting" doesn't really fly in the Worthiverse...
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Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"What The Teacher Calls Your Kid VS What You Call Your Kid".
Trouble!
Special...
And Ashlee wasn't born yesterday, if you know what I mean.
Did they catch the cow today?
Love the haiku, Nance!
"The fish wasn't caught this morning. We get a discount on all the monkfish the Bum Boat can't sell, and by the time it gets here, it's a little aromatic, if you know what I mean. Ditto for the expired salmon at Freda's."
"I'll eat anything that isn't turkey stew."
-- Scottie McW.
Nance, you amaze me!
Generic old fish? Uh oh, Drew appears to have stumbled into The Bad Grub Diner. It makes Jerry’s Sandwich Shop look like The French Laundry in comparison.
Ashlee thinks out loud in panel one, if you know what I mean.
In June, after 7 weeks of light sexual banter:
Drew: "I'll guess I'll have the roast beef."
KM's depiction of Ashlee seems designed to make her seem interesting, but instead appears to be channeling Ellie Mae Clampett of the Beverly Hillbillies. She did a lot better with Jared, the Star Wars action figure warrior. "Interesting" doesn't really fly in the Worthiverse...
Drew: “I’ll have the fish.”
Ashlee: “What?! I just told you, Drew Cory, that fish is older than the one that ate Jonah!”
Drew: “I’ll have the fish.”
Ashlee: “What?! I just told you, Drew Cory, that fish smells worse that a boat full of dead monkeys!”
Drew: “I’ll have the fish.”
Ashlee: “What?! I just told you, Drew Cory, that fish is soggier than a sneaker full of sh*t!”
Drew: “You’re not from around here, are you Ashlee? Well, this is Santa Royale and in Santa Royale, all we eat is salmon. I’ll have the fish.”
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