Thursday, May 6, 2021

Mary Worth 3635

Drew, the kids today don't listen to their voice mail. You're going to have to text and drive. Just don't run over any of your garden gnomes as you wind down your mile-long driveway.

9 comments:

tkraft said...

I'm starting to get a scary "Fatal Attraction" vibe coming to this plotline. It can't be too long before Ashlee wails, "I will not be ignored, Drew!" Also noted is the upscale Audi product placement today. We've parted ways with the bourgeois Mini's and lesser brands ('88 K-cars?!)

Carlye said...

It may be an upscale car, but apparently it doesn't have Bluetooth. Hands free is the law in California, Drew!

Thunderheels said...

Helen Clark,
You may have hit the nail on the head with your post yesterday. It would be a real MW story if Ashlee were to be treated by Dr. Drew. He might even see her naked!

Anonymous said...


Ashlee didn't pick up because she's busy getting a mudbath, hydrotherapy, waxing and ear candling, a mani-pedi, microdermabrasion with face peel, full cosmetic makeover, and her hair done. She will not be amused.

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

Thunderheels! I was just thinking the same thing! And patting myself on the back for my brilliance!

But then I read tkraft's post about Drew's car being an Audi. Admittedly, I know nothing about cars but I'd been wondering why Drew had D O G for a vanity plate. Oops...

HelenClark

KitKat said...

As Carlye posted, why doesn't Drew have hands-free technology in his car? Oh well, it may be the Worthiverse version of an Audi: A Schnaudi.

Tomorrow: A resentful, distracted Drew misdiagnoses every patient he sees.

meg said...

What kind of tire does DrDr have on the right front? Looks like a big old slice of Vidalia onion.

LouiseF said...

Great points about how people text more than phone and leave messages. Given Ashlee's demeanor, I can't imagine she would have cleaned out her voicemail. Her box would be full, resulting in some colorful language from Drew since he wouldn't be able to leave her a message. I think JB needs to start working on how to illustrate texts, now that it's the 21st century. I think it involves little smiley faces..

Anonymous said...


@LouiseF -- Ha haaaa! Drew texts Ash to postpone and accidentally hits the smiley face emoji. Rage ensues.

-- S. McW.