Thursday, August 12, 2021

Mary Worth 3707

She also pulled at your Rolex. Maybe that's why you dreamt she pulled your arms 20 feet long - you were trying not to lose your watch.

8 comments:

KitKat said...

Too bad for Shauna, who seems to be toast with Drew. If only she had pulled at Drew instead of merely throwing coffee in his face.

Mary’s hypothesis is that Drew’s kindly doctor sentiments prompt him to choose women with “issues.” I wonder what her Jeff hypothesis is.

Downpuppy said...

While it would be nice to watch Drew trying to track Ashlee down, maybe with the help of Terry Bryson, it would be impossible. Ashlee can teleport, within a limited range and without much lifting capacity.

Consider : Drew never saw her trailer. She just appeared at whatever location she felt like. She left town on a bus, so she doesn't have a car.

I can see no other explanation.

Anonymous said...


Wanders is right! Heal thyself, Drew! Find her! Track her down! Roam from town to town, showing her photo to corner-store clerks and old men on park benches. Be inspired by the words and music of Elvis' "Kentucky Rain" running through your head! Be Elvis! Find her, Drew! Find your true love!

-- Scottie McW.

LouiseF said...

This conversation is so tedious and improbable, even the transparent fish have swum away.

Anonymous said...

Mary: Doctors are supposed to help and heal people.

Drew: Really, Mary? No $#*@! That never occurred to me. I thought doctors were supposed to break up cat fights and take pretty photographs.

HelenClark

Carlye said...

Mary, we all know you're 104, but did you have to wear your house slippers?

Garnet said...

What exactly was he supposed to help Shauna and Ashlee with? Maybe he could teach them how to stop being such psycho hose beasts?

It's pretty naïve of Mary to think Drew wants to help Ashlee. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the nutty women he falls for tend to be thin, have big mammary glands, and like to dress in a rather revealing fashion.

Garnet said...

I see they were sent into the gray void again. Even the scenery around them can't stand how stupid this conversation is.