He won't die. Sadly, Estelle will be worried and come looking for him and save him at the last minute ... then he will apologize again, and beg to be forgiving, again, and estelle will take him back, again, and get to listen to his drunk snores all night.
I think we all see where this is headed but just for once, I wish KM would suddenly develop an imagination and come up with a surprise ending. I want to see Wilbur hanging off the bow with a slender arm reaching down to pull him back onto the ship. And I want to have that arm belong to either Esme or Katie Hoosier-Cruiser.
I hope that, once this is finally all over, Mary will look straight into the audience and say, "I admit it. I was wrong. In this case, dead wrong. (No pun intended.)"
I really, really, really hope HelenClark's prediction from yesterday, that Estelle is going to take Wilbur back and marry him after he falls into the water and is rescued, does not happen, and yet, I fear that it may. However, having either Esme rescuing him or his floating off to the Beaches of Bogota only to meet Fabiana's sister would be fine by me.
Wilbur's column was titled I Shouldn't Be Alive or some such nonsense, right? Well, I agree. Let's finish this once and for all! Or, of course, Estelle could give him his fourth second chance. Which is way more likely to happen. Sigh!
The wind seems to be blowing in a direction favorable to Wilbur’s combover. However, assuming that he’s in for a dunking, I will be very upset if June doesn’t draw him with those strands of hair stuck to the side of his face!
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Funny stuff, Wanders!
Mary's going to need to triple her muffin output to fix this mess.
Unfortunately, she will.
-- Scottie McW.
Don’t get your hopes up. All we’re going to get out of this is a sequel to “I Survived”.
Your secret message made me laugh out loud, Wanders. It’s both hilarious and accurate. How much of Wilbur’s drunken fluster will we have to take?
I’m picturing Mary in her nightgown, furiously rowing a boat toward the cruise ship, after receiving an SOS from Wilbur’s tummy brain.
He won't die. Sadly, Estelle will be worried and come looking for him and save him at the last minute ... then he will apologize again, and beg to be forgiving, again, and estelle will take him back, again, and get to listen to his drunk snores all night.
Lord help us. Moy and Wilboor are dancing on my last nerve by now.
Where has this goldmine been my entire life??
I think we all see where this is headed but just for once, I wish KM would suddenly develop an imagination and come up with a surprise ending. I want to see Wilbur hanging off the bow with a slender arm reaching down to pull him back onto the ship. And I want to have that arm belong to either Esme or Katie Hoosier-Cruiser.
HelenClark
I hope that, once this is finally all over, Mary will look straight into the audience and say, "I admit it. I was wrong. In this case, dead wrong. (No pun intended.)"
I really, really, really hope HelenClark's prediction from yesterday, that Estelle is going to take Wilbur back and marry him after he falls into the water and is rescued, does not happen, and yet, I fear that it may. However, having either Esme rescuing him or his floating off to the Beaches of Bogota only to meet Fabiana's sister would be fine by me.
Wilbur's column was titled I Shouldn't Be Alive or some such nonsense, right? Well, I agree. Let's finish this once and for all!
Or, of course, Estelle could give him his fourth second chance. Which is way more likely to happen. Sigh!
KM must know readers find Wilbur repulsive. How does she get out of this corner she's written herself into?
Wilbur morphed into Aldo so gradually...
We didn't see the signs until now.
I have to admit that's a pretty drunk face.
The wind seems to be blowing in a direction favorable to Wilbur’s combover. However, assuming that he’s in for a dunking, I will be very upset if June doesn’t draw him with those strands of hair stuck to the side of his face!
hmmm
Could we only hope Wilbur falls overboard and is transformed into The Incredible Mr. Limpet?
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