Jared, that's a great idea! Jess will love talking with you about your ex-girlfriend and how there's no bad blood between you and how many good times you had together. Brilliant.
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KitKat
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If Jared had any other former girlfriends besides Dawn, them giving him a well-deserved punch in the nose would explain his profile.
Apparently the no-bad-blood weight that was lifted off Jared’s shoulders immediately found its way to Dawn’s bedroom.
Having followed Mary's advice, Dawn is now a changed woman and will no longer have to worry about turning into her father. Hurry up and go to sleep, Dawn. I want to see the images from your next nightmare; the one where you turn into Mary.
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If Jared had any other former girlfriends besides Dawn, them giving him a well-deserved punch in the nose would explain his profile.
Apparently the no-bad-blood weight that was lifted off Jared’s shoulders immediately found its way to Dawn’s bedroom.
"That's great news, Jared! Me and my ex just made up too! Thanks for the good times! I wish you well and hope we can remain friends!"
-- Scottie McW.
Wait — did Jared steal Iris’ cat?
I wonder in this case whether Dawn's "SOB" is a sound effect or an epithet.
Having followed Mary's advice, Dawn is now a changed woman and will no longer have to worry about turning into her father. Hurry up and go to sleep, Dawn. I want to see the images from your next nightmare; the one where you turn into Mary.
HelenClark
Be sure to remind Jess to wear her sunglasses for your next date.
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