Go with your first gut instinct Iris..... run to an unmarried woman like 30 years older than you for advice. Seriously.... don't you have any friends your own age?
Thank goodness! Iris, here’s what you do next: Repeat Mary Worth’s name three times while looking at yourself in a mirror. Then Mary Worth will appear and tear your face off or kill you. Or repeat some meaningless drivel.
Go with your first gut instinct Iris..... run to an unmarried woman like 30 years older than you for advice. Seriously.... don't you have any friends your own age?
Mary is canonically in her mid 60s so she's actually closer in age to Iris than Iris is to Zak
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Go with your first gut instinct Iris..... run to an unmarried woman like 30 years older than you for advice. Seriously.... don't you have any friends your own age?
Going to Mary is like the improv game good advice, bad advice, and worse advice. Mary would always be put in the worse advice role.
A look into the future when Iris and Zak are married:
Iris: “Zak threw his dirty socks and underwear on the floor again! Maybe Mary has advice for me….”
Iris: “ Zak’s stubble is like a washboard - ow! Maybe Mary has advice for me….”
Iris: “I’m sick of making white rice with hamburger gravy! Maybe Mary has advice for me….”
Iris: “Zak just called me ‘Nan’ again - thirteenth time today! Maybe Mary has advice for me….”
Thank goodness! Iris, here’s what you do next: Repeat Mary Worth’s name three times while looking at yourself in a mirror. Then Mary Worth will appear and tear your face off or kill you. Or repeat some meaningless drivel.
C'mon, Iris. You need to remind Zak of your amazing upper body strength by whipping that cactus right into the back of his head.
HelenClark
What I want to know is who has been tucking Zakie's shirt in for him? He looks very grown up that way.
Go with your first gut instinct Iris..... run to an unmarried woman like 30 years older than you for advice. Seriously.... don't you have any friends your own age?
Mary is canonically in her mid 60s so she's actually closer in age to Iris than Iris is to Zak
Here's an alternate take, KitKat:
Iris: "Zak, you threw your dirty socks and underwear on the floor again!"
Zak: "You're overthinking it Iris."
Iris: "Zak, your stubble is like a washboard - ow!"
Zak: "You're overthinking it Iris."
Iris: "Zak, I'm sick of making white rice with hamburger gravy!"
Zak: "You're overthinking it Iris."
Iris: "Zak, you just called me 'Nan' again - thirteenth time today!"
Zak: "You're overthinking it Iris."
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