I appreciate the concern expressed by Drew's colleague. It's important to make sure a Player like Dr. Drew Cory is actually dating an adult. However, something really disturbing has happened at the hospital, and it relates to my time-warp worm hole theory. In the course of just a few moments, in an attempt not to appear too young himself, Dr. Drew's colleague has aged 40 years, as you can see in this clip from yesterday's Sunday edition:
This entire time warp conspiracy is freaking me out.