Friday, December 21, 2007

Mary Worth 81

That's right, Mary. Chester doesn't really belong to you... oh, wait. That's not what you mean. You're dismayed that Evil Mary Worth has blamed you for the altercation. Well, Mary Worth, I'm sure once your Evil Twin is done meddling in your life, you'll be blamed for a whole lot more than just getting your leash tangled.

And, Mary, what the heck is wrong with your buttocks? I don't mean to pry, but is it an Old Lady Thing? Because suddenly, it seems to be throbbing.

1 comment:

Biscuit Carroll said...

Mean Lady reminds me of a down-market Cruella de Vil. I've never liked Chihuahuas. Look stupid and difficult to spell correctly. Beagles are much easier to spell and you can keep them outside without having to worry about birds carrying them off.