"How's my mother? How's my mother? She's as dead as your comic strip in the Tacoma News Tribune!"
Editor David Zeeck: "We’re dropping Mary Worth, which appears in relatively few newspapers any more, to make room for the new strip [Zits]." Oh, sure, everybody's doing it. That excuse didn't hold up with your mother, young man, and it certainly won't hold up with Mary Worth! Time to write to another editor: firstname.lastname@example.org, or just call him at: 253-597-8434. Be sure to mention "Mary Worth and Me."
Now what's up with that blood-stained book?