Saturday, June 7, 2008

Mary Worth 222

Uh oh. Politics. Tricky subject for Mary Worth. Obviously, Mary Worth was supporting Hillary Clinton because they're both women, and according to cable news, women supported Hillary Clinton. Additionally, Mary Worth will now be voting for McCain because according to cable news, people who supported Hillary Clinton could never vote for Barak Obama. Even though Clinton and Obama are so alike on so many issues that it led to a major split in the Democratic Party, Clinton supporters are so angry that they will abandon all their political principles and vote for McCain out of spite. Also, McCain is old according to cable news, so that's another reason Mary Worth will vote for him.

2 comments:

spike said...

And now we can spend Sunday learning all about Ron's political philosphy...Zzzzzzz...

I'm thinking that Mary will be moving to a higher plane where she gets to meddle in even more lives simultaneously. Huzzah!

Lindsey said...

Still holding out hope that somehow, some way, this has something to do with Vietnam.