If Ron is just friends with Mary Worth, then why is he lying on her living room floor, sticking his hand in the air, getting ready to subtly choke Dr. Jeff Corey?
Dear Readers: I will be busy for the next couple of days doing volunteer service activities because I, like Mary, am such a wonderful do-gooder. This will prevent me from even reading Mary Worth on Friday and Saturday. As always, you can follow Mary Worth at the Washington Post while I'm gone. I'm looking forward to catching up on Sunday. Hopefully, by then, Jeff will have completely dumped his two-timing trollop.