Thursday, June 12, 2008

Mary Worth 227

If Ron is just friends with Mary Worth, then why is he lying on her living room floor, sticking his hand in the air, getting ready to subtly choke Dr. Jeff Corey?

Dear Readers: I will be busy for the next couple of days doing volunteer service activities because I, like Mary, am such a wonderful do-gooder. This will prevent me from even reading Mary Worth on Friday and Saturday. As always, you can follow Mary Worth at the Washington Post while I'm gone. I'm looking forward to catching up on Sunday. Hopefully, by then, Jeff will have completely dumped his two-timing trollop.

6 comments:

birdie said...

I have to admire Mary's attempt at a halo in the first panel. She's not fooling Dr Jeff, though.

jvwalt said...

So where did this energetic, spitting-mad, jealous Dr. Jeff come from? What happened to the phlegmatic, soporific, barely conscious Dr. Jeff we've all come to know and... well, tolerate? I mean, he didn't get this hot and bothered when he was ready to toss his entire life overboard to become the Mother Theresa of Charterstone.

Noticer said...

Mary's so consumed with Ron, she hasn't been secretly feeding Dr. Jeff the normal chemical cocktail that keeps him dopey and complacent.

Arise from your waking slumber, Jeff! Don't get drawn into an emotional entanglement with the siren and her hypnotic call, just RUN!

Ethel Mertz said...
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Ethel Mertz said...

Sheesh. Every time Jeff's testosterone level seems to be rising, it's ALWAYS a hopeful moment for me! Alas, it's ALWAYS a mirage. Mary again (of course) will send her emasculating hand/hands voodoo vibration(s) towards Jeff and he, once again, will fade back into his grim, gray "shrinkage." Bummer!

Anonymous said...

Oh boy..... this site is causng me to bust my gut LOL! Great job. I would try to make a more clever comment but jvwalt,and noticer are too good and I'm sure I would look like a real goof by comparison. I'll be back for sure!
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