Sunday, July 13, 2008

Mary Worth 256

Now it's shrimp scampi? Mary, make up your mind. Seafood? Shrimp? Ron? Jeff?

Today's Full Strip

10 comments:

Otismaximus said...

Mary, wearing her favorite "Black Widow" tee shirt. Where is she getting these outfits? Yiikes!

Otismaximus said...

You got me Wanders!

Wanders said...

Awesome.

jvwalt said...

An in-depth discussion of Charterstone cuisine. Coming up tomorrow: Jeff and Mary talk about the weather!

"Been cool lately."

"Yes....cool."

"But I hear it might be warming up soon."

"Mmm, that'd be nice."

"Yes, I could use a little warmth."

Toonhead said...

I read the whole strip and initially read "I miss your cooking" as "I miss your cocking"

Lousy resolution

Anonymous said...

Hey! Mary's kitchen has only three dimensions today! It ... it makes sense visually!

What gives?

Anonymous said...

I'm not so sure, Anon. To me, it looks like Mary has no lower body and her torso is set in the middle of her counter.

Anonymous said...

When, oh when, will we get to see this self-satisfied old harridan feel the consequences of her insufferable behavior?

Dump her, Jeff! Take her to the Bum Boat and publicly dump her! Dump her on her square and unsettlingly masculine butt. Call that reporter to take pictures! Dump-her-dump-her-dump-her-dump-her-dump-her!

Mollie said...

The calendar - unquestionably used to keep track of medications and doses - is a very nice touch. I am freaked out by the T-shirt, though. Why does Mary keep changing?!

Wanders said...

mollie, you need to go to the washingtonpost.com and read the real strip without my alterations.