Monday, August 11, 2008

Mary Worth 281

What are all these people cheering about?

He's back! All hail the conquering hero.

Today's Full Strip


shandyowl said...

If I may be so bold as to quote from Venture Bros. "a beard is not a substitute for a jawline, no matter how you trim it"

shandyowl said...

Phase One Ian returns to the strip.
Status Complete

Phase Two Ian finally delivers a sneering put-down to the wrong person and is savagely beaten to death.
Status Pending, hopefully imminent.

Phase Three Charterstone residents past and present queue up to speak at the funeral in order to express how much the hated him and how delighted they are that he is dead.
Status Can't come soon enough.

Anonymous said...

I know it's silly, but I just can't get it out of my head that Toby is trying to eat his chin beard there.

"No, Toby! Not candy! That's my beard!"
"No, Toby! Not candy!"

Anonymous said...

Loud sound when I click a link: DO NOT WANT! My office mates thank ye.

Ethel Mertz said...

Today is my birthday and while I like the cd's and jewelry and all the other stuff I got, the Return of Chinbeard is the best present EVER!

spike said...

ethel mertz: You get certificates of deposit as birthday presents? Way to go! :-)

michael farris said...

I just had the most wonderful thought. After all their savings are wiped out and they can't make the rent anymore .... is Mary gonna evict Chinbeard and Toby's assetless asses?

That would be the best storyline ever!

Ethel Mertz said...

spike: Ahem. I am a woman of "a certain age," meaning that I have been more comfortable referring to my "albums" for the past (unintellgible) decades than to my few paltry years of owning "cd's." ("CDs'?", what?) And, besides, you can't groove to the Black Keys, Zoltan Kodaly and Sarah Vaughn in any bank I've ever been to! Chinbeard AND great music. The perfect birthday storm. YEAH!

Caroline said...

What's he wearing? A bathrobe? And he's been out in public like that? She could have gone to Big & Tall and bought him a nice tasteful jacket instead! Something to, er, moderate the bulk. :)