Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Mary Worth 289

This story is going to take a few years to tell because paying for Ian's gift will require bearing a child and then selling it on the open market. After all, it was a hard-to-find item.

Today's Full Strip.

7 comments:

shandyowl said...

I tire of all this identity theft/phishing/credit card fraud flim-flammery.

What I really want to know is what progress Mary is making in handling her paperwork.

Although if Ian is wearing ZAF! micro-trunks I could be persuaded to hang around a little while longer...

Mike said...

Ian is truly taking to that "You mentioned...." sentence construction!

Toonhead said...

In honor of 20 days of Mary Worth without Mary Worth I have revived the Mary Worth Watch. If this bill paying continues at its current pace we could be on our way to a new record.

Maude Findlay said...

Just how much could a used dvd documentary about Scotland cost? Get on with it, already! I'd forgive the snail's pace of this entire story, if it was revealed that Aldo Kelrast had actually faked his death, and HE is the phisher/identity thief!

spike said...

toonhead: Many thanks for reviving the "MW Watch". I really enjoyed the last time you ran it. But what if the phone rings while Toby works on this massive missive project? You forgot to take that into consideration! :-)

Anonymous said...

Ian's beard has come detached around the sideburns.

Ethel Mertz said...

Even though Toby has made a few moo-moo eyes when reflecting on her "love" for Ian, I have to believe that her "I'll be there in a minute" response is actually her eternal soul holding her back, saying "he's a pompous, fat, icky, douche of a d**khead! For God's sake, run like hell before he takes off that robe! You KNOW what he looks like without it, girl!"
I hate stupid people.