I'm not surprised to learn the Westons have received correspondence from the medical lab; I have corresponded with our local medical lab for years. They are delightful and compose the most marvelous letters. I save them in a box marked "Correspondence" that I have decorated with stickers of hearts and kittens and beakers. Today's Full Strip
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Also, I must observe that Wilbur's mirror is the perfect height for working on his comb-over.
Oh! Is that Wilbur's mirror? I thought maybe it was another computer monitor, since it doesn't seem to reflect anything. Whichever, it is certainly mounted at the right height for a room that has 8' tall doors, 6' tall dressers, and a bed that Wilbur would need a stepstool to climb into. No wonder Kurt always looked so small!
Wilbur is a vampire. His image does not appear in mirrors.
Dear Wilbur,
It feels like such a long time since the last time we saw you. The past two weeks have been great! The alleged father and child do not share all of the required markers, and the alleged father is not the father of the child.
System Mother Child Alleged Father Paternity Index
D3S1358 14,18 14,15 17,18 0.00
I hope the last two weeks have been going well for you too.
Your friends,
Clinical Medical Labs
P.S. We saw Kurt this morning. He was giving blood with Ron Amalfi.
We could be seeing a record in the making: Longest Time Taken to Open an Envelope, Medical .
I don't mean to correct you while you're so upset, Wilbur, but we distinctly heard you say ALMOST... it ALMOST doesn't matter if you're his father or not.
Oh yes, Wanders, I LOVE getting correspondence from the Medical lab, too! I keep mine in a handy file folder sans stickers, though.
I hear if you're on their "preferred" Medical Lab-Corresponder list, they will send you a groovy little mushroom shaped lamp suitable for your desk or dresser! Oh man, I want one of those.
Oh yes, Wanders, I LOVE getting correspondence from the Medical lab, too! I keep mine in a handy file folder sans stickers, though.
I hear if you're on their "preferred" Medical Lab-Corresponder list, they will send you a groovy little mushroom shaped lamp suitable for your desk or dresser! Oh man, I want one of those.
looks like I get my correspondence in DUPLICATE, haha!
I also correspond with the BMV, IRS, various utility companies, and my favorite, the cable company. They even told me that I am one of their preferred correspondents. I just love those guys.
Today I received CORRESPONDENCE from my cable company, informing me of a special offer.
Pay now or my service will be cut off.
Isn't Dawn a student? Does she ever go to class?
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