Monday, September 20, 2010

Mary Worth 850

You know what else has left? The tide. And it's a good thing since Mike and Jenna would be smashed on those jagged rocks if a wave came along.

Today's Full Strip

11 comments:

Toots McGee said...

Shouldn't it be the anger and pain I've endured for years have left me?

Maybe the anger has left but not the pain. He can prescribe himself something for that. Dilaudid, perhaps.

Or the pain is gone but the anger remains. S'okay, as long as you're free to live, and to love. (Now how does one do that exactly? Is there a book or something you can read, maybe an extension class through the University?)

Jared said...

Jenna doesn't need the high tide to get smashed. On the rocks, please!

syndi said...

The diameter of Mike's neck changees as often as Jenna's ponytail!

Vicki said...

@syndi - I notice Jenna's ponytail is becoming "forked", too! That thing is scaaary!

Mike say's, "I feel free..free to talk about myself even more! Me, me, me, me..."

Maude Findlay said...

Is it just me, or does Jenna's facial expression look more like she's realized that Mike is actually NOT the great catch she thought he was? She doesn't look all moony & buzzy like she did, during their first date. Then again, that giant plate of lima beans with nachos and the bowl of donuts washed down with the three tall glasses of vodka could be hitting her lower intestines, just about now.

Brick said...

It's not just you, Maude, I see it too. A painful moment of clarity brought on by the fresh sea air and a drop in blood alcohol.
She's thinking, "I never really noticed before, but his nose is kinda bulbous... He pouts every time he says the word "love".... Yep, every single time... The way the breeze is blowing those five chest hairs against his shirt collar is so irritating... I wonder how far we are from the car."
And at exactly that point, Mike will propose.

trixietrudy said...

Yes, Jenna, when the buzzy feeling goes away, all you have left is a blue-haired man in an orange suit and black shirt. At least he prepares early for Halloween.

pandagrandma said...

Jenna is indeed a fool if she falls for Dr. Mike's moronic explanation of how he's been "cured" in less than 24 hours!! Sorry, but Mike will carry that resentment the rest of his life and his children will hate him.

Anonymous said...

I can love again! I can love again!
In fact, I feel an obsessive love coming on. And you dear Jenna are the victim....I mean the object of my love. And now that you can love too, we can love each other. Dad died so that I could release my anger and my pain. It's as if the evil spirits have been exorcised from me. Dad death set me free. Thanks, Dad. Thanks for dying. I'm feeling all buzzy again, aren't you? Say, hve you ever thought about children?

djangosmom said...

Mike and Jenna should join a support group together like 'Pathetic Losers Anonymous' instead of trying to restart their relationship.

Anonymous said...

Jenna, put the ponytail down and walk away from the crazy doctor.