If Adrian's mother were alive, she'd tell you to sit up straight, and stop being such a slouch.By the way, dear readers, if you expect to get an invitation from Mary to Adrian and Scott's wedding, you'd better register for Santa Royale citizenship by following this blog. Our population has plateaued at just under 100, so this is a special appeal if you haven't already become a citizen.
Today's Full Strip
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"There's nothing I wouldn't do for family, Jeff... and I mean NOTHING!"
I'm relieved to see that the curtains have moved back to the inside of the apartment, but now I'm seriously worried that Jeff will fall off that couch. It appears that some invisible hand is trying to tip the panel over. Oh, wait. My bad! That's their attempt at "interesting" perspective, right? Jeffy and Mary will be alright sipping their amazing beverage for another week or so.
So, I signed up to... what is that called... an inmate of Santa Royale.
So where's my pony?
If Adrian's mother were alive, Jeff, you wouldn't be in Mary's living room, now, would you?
If you want this to be about ten times as funny,just imagine Mary and Jeff saying all their lines in a sarcastic voice, each one making a snide remark about how their own relationship hasn't moved along in fifteen-years.
"If Adrian's MOTHER were alive, SHE"D be helping get ready for the WEDDING."
"She would have just LOVED the whole PROCESS. Gosh, I sure miss her. (rolls his eyes) But,BOY do I appreciate YOU being there."
Mary:(rolling her eyes) "It's a PLEASURE ,JEFF. She and Scott are like FAMILY to me, and there's NOTHING I wouldn't do for FAMILY."
I assume all the drugs in his "tea" are keeping Jeff from completely breaking down. "My wife.. never meddled... curse you, Mary Worth, I wish you were never born."
No, you're Schmoopie.....
There's nothing I wouldn't do for family, even dumping this mug of coffee down the front of my dress!
I see this morning that Andrea and Mary are complementing one another in their purple and yellow outfits.
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