Mary, could you PLEASE persuade Adrian to stand up to Jill?
Jeff has something to ask Mary, if only he could get down on one knee? Oh wow, whatever could THAT be, lol!? Mary looks positively mortified! Whatever became of Jill, btw?
It'll never happen. Who'd take advice from someone named Mary Corey? It just doesn't have the same ring to it.@Vicki(!!!): Jill is in Great Britain, "helping" Kate Middleton with her wedding plans.
Funny, I had Mary pegged as the "!!1!" type.
Mary, have you notice the color and size changes of that mole on your leg?
Oh, it's been too long since Mary rejected a proposal from Jeff!
Don't worry, Mary, he's not going to pop the big question again. He just wants to know if you'll make salmon squares for Thanksgiving.
A question: How often has Jeff proposed to Mary and what reason has she given for her refusals?
She's married to her meddling.
Why is Mary so afraid of being made an honest woman?
"Um...Jeff...let's just be friends...uh, it's not you, it's me...uh, you're a really great guy...uh,i gotta go."
Apparently, love isn't for Mary.I nominate Jill as the meddling fool who makes her lie down on a couch and explain why she can't commit. I'm only afraid it would turn into another of Mary's tiresome "stories". But maybe she has a vigilante in her past too. That would be cool. Or maybe she's the one who shot what's-his-name's father's buddy. That woud tie up a few loose ends.
Moy just has to tease, doesn't she?
In past years, Mary has wished us readers "Happy Thanksgiving", but unless I missed something, she just turned us loose this year! Well, fine then...I'll just go "black friday" shopping with B?BJ? at the Santa Royale Mall. hmmmph!
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