Monday, December 6, 2010

Mary Worth 912

I get a little chuckle from today's strip because this used to be one of Mrs. Wanders' catch phrases: "What a crock." But I asked her to stop. In my mind, there are too many scatological implications to the phrase. I can't help but picture a large crock pot, sitting on our kitchen counter... simmering... Oh, it's just too disgusting. I'm not chuckling anymore, Jill; I'm gagging. Thanks for ruining breakfast.

Today's Full Strip

14 comments:

Chester the Dog said...

Jill has so many issues to deal with. I have a feeling she is not well liked at Mountview.

And in panel one, she is back to the hooch! On top of her bad posture.

birdie said...

Oh dear! It looks like Mary's teeth are about to fall out over this one.

Jared said...

I think she's trying to keep her fangs from springing too soon. Best to wait until no one but Jill is around...

Elaine said...

Jeff, surprisingly, doesn't look quite as horrified as one might expect. Could it be he's in secret agreement with that sentiment, especially after being turned down by Mary??

Anonymous said...

OH! WAIT! I MISSPOKE! IT'S ACTUALLY A TUREEN! CROCKS ARE CERAMIC! THIS APPEARS TO BE ENAMELLED CAST IRON! MY MISTAKE! CARRY ON, JEFF!

Punky said...

Oh no! With just one look, Jill ("Medusa") has turned Dr. Jeff ("No-Neck") Corey into stone!

Dave in Parma said...

Does anyone else thnk that the good Dr. Jeff is still prattling on as Jill uses her scissor hands to clip his tie?

And for those looking for the moral in today's first panel, it's that if you stand up for someone in a meeting at work, you too can sit at the head table at their rehearsal dinner.

I for one am going to look for someone to help at work as soon as I finish eating my corned beef sandwich (with corned beef-- ironically enough--made in a crockpot).

trixietrudy said...

Yes, pontificators who wear orange suits are often unaware of the true pulse of the crowd. Dr. Jeff loves to hear himself talk ... speeches, marriage proposals, benedictions, anything. I can't wait to hear his father-of-the-bride speech at the actual wedding reception. How can he top this one?

Maude Findlay said...

I'm dying to hear Jill's sad tale of woe, and find out why she's so down on marriage. How much longer will we have to wait?

kathyo said...

What is it about the words "sacred union" that Jeff likes so much? He's used the term twice in the space of only two sentences. I think HE'S the one who's plastered, the way he's rambling with that toast.

Anonymous said...

As noted in your keen observations, this is the strangest rehearsal dinner ever. Please note for the record that Jill is the only one who has properly recognized all that is happening before her is a CROCK !!

Vicki said...

It seems the guests have mostly left, just when things are getting interesting with Jill's declaration of crockiness!
They'll be so disappointed.

By the way, I'm loving the flying saucer chandelier above Mary's head! It's uh...really something.

Imogene said...

Yes, Dave and Trixietrudy, Jeff can indeed go on repeating his bland aphorisms through virtually anything: a complete rearrangement of seating (I'm guessing the waiters simply picked him and moved him, still standing and gesticulating), the departure of all the strangers and friends/family (what family? isn't everyone dead or in Vietnam?) who just dropped in for the open bar and dancing, Jill's little outbursts; Jeff will not be stopped when he's on a roll!

Anonymous said...

Adrian wanted a traditional wedding:

White dress - check
Veil - check
Conservative wedding invites - check
Dance with Daddy - check
Drunk girl at the rehearsal - check

So far, so good, the wedding is going just as planned.