Please... stop the car... I need you to let me out... I do not want to be here... I do not want to go on this honeymoon. I keep waiting for the story to change, but each day brings us closer to their local honeymoon destination. Let the couple have their privacy. Spare me.Today's Full Strip
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I feel as though Scott and Adrian want their privacy so badly, that Scott is about to run us over so we never make it to the honeymoon destination. Please, STOP THE CAR!
Oh dear Lord, you don't think Moy and Giella are going to take us INTO the honeymoon cabin, do you? Or will it fade to a gradual black as we approach the "marital bed"?
By the way, I'll bet Moy is reading this blog in her fancy, over-the-water suite, at the Four Seasons Bora Bora. You know she must have gotten a muy hefty all-expense-paid stay (including air fare) for plugging the FS in her comic strip. You just know it...
This road looks uncannily familiar. Aldo? Aldo, is that you there by the light? I'm coming Aldo, I'm coming!
I'm with Shmoopie.
Maybe it's Drunk Jill behind the wheel, with Aldo's ghost riding shotgun screaming "FASTER! FASTER!"
Honeymoon bliss ended in a snarl of metal and glass.
Enough with the LOCAL HONEYMOON DESTINATION, already! And stop with the BORA BORA! its like an anvil being plunged into my skull.
Maybe they'll just stop at Burger King instead...
And, you just know that Jill is back at Mountview, badmouthing the newlyweds.
Honeymoon cabin?! I thought they were headed to a honeymoon BENCH or a honeymoon CAFE...
Marital Bed?!?
I'm with Chester - maybe a honeymoon burger, and then it's back to work for Scott! Ha ha Adrian, should have listened to Jill!!
Jill got everything right except Scott being below Adrian' staton. There is noone below Adrian's station.
Ok, so I'm kind of digging Scott's car here! It's pretty dang sporty and a much sweeter looking ride than Adrian's steeringwheel-less car!
Now... thinking back to the only other time I actually admired a car on MW it was...uh oh, Shmoopie, it was ALDO's nice, fancy car!!!
And yes, that winding road looks a little too familiar. Oh noooo! Does Moy also have a "thing" against people that drive really nice cars!? Will she send A. and S. over the cliff, too?
oh no there gonna show the honeymoon . i thought it would a new story with the chick who always wears purple being cyber bullied or wanting to join the tea party.
I know it's morbid, but after seeing the full strip, all I can think of is "On Her Majesty's Secret Service", and George Lazenby and Diana Rigg on the coastal road, heading off into the sunset, "We have all the time in the world...", etc.
Is it wrong of me that I'm yearning for Ernst Stavro Blofeld and his henchmen to zoom past in some little Euro sports car, peppering Scott's car with bullets?
Except in this case, it will be Scott with the hole in his forehead. That way, Adrian's "And I'm not one to hold a grudge!" will take on a whole new level of ironic awesomeness, as she is dragged into a murderous revenge spree.
Speaking of admiring the car: Why is Scott's car burning so much oil? It definitely needs a ring job.
The tickets to Bora Bora weren't the best gift Adrian received...clearly that honor belongs to this talking purple car. It not only talks but can ask personal questions about current events! Awesome! I think Scott and Adrian should go around and solve crimes with it, like Macmillan and Wife if you crossed it with Knight Rider.
When did Scott and Adrian trade in the Ted Confey Special, steering wheel-less ride for a pink/purple version of the Batmobile?
The artists of this comic strip (or at least their QA minions or the monkeys assembling this Mr. Potato Head-style creation) SO TOTALLY read this blog. How else to explain the in-your-face wedding rings on our protagonists today?
You think if we keep mentioning Aldo and his fiery demise, Scott and Adrian will eventually drive by a small white cross decorated with colorful plastic flowers near a particularly treacherous curve?
I'm trying to make sense of the back seat in this purple batmobile. It almost looks like a restaurant dining table!
I'm now convinced this enormous tricked-out ride of Scott's was actually confiscated from the SR drug cartel by the SRPD. It will look awesome parked in front of Heaven's Orchard Resort!
P.S. Adrian FOUND the ring under the seat. (The previous drug dealer owner's gf dropped it during a car chase.)
I think that's a brief case in the backseat, with something [a newspaper? an enormous cell phone? passports so they can cross the line from regular Santa Royale to Northern Santa Royale?] resting on top of it.
Apparently they had so much luggage it didn't all fit in the trunk.
@ Chester: I am SO with you. Please let's get off this curved road to local hell and back to Jill's next move--getting back in touch with The Man Who Got Away.
I'd at least like a peek at Heavenly Orchard or whatever it's called. I'm looking for a place to hold our family reunion this summer and this place sounds, well....heavenly.
Anita Bangkok says: Heaven's Orchard Resort is beautiful oasis just off Wireless Road in beautiful downtown Bangkok, yes! You must come here, you must stay here, very nice, clean, yes! We have lovely foods for you to eats and drinks, and massage tables to relax for you, yes!
We have special deal right now for Mary Worth friends, you get two for price of one, yes! Good deal like that not easy to find. Honeymoon couples a specialty, yes! We look forward seeing Adrian and Scott here soon, yes!, we give hearty warm welcome to all, specially Mary Worth friends!
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