Friday, March 11, 2011

Mary Worth 977

YIKES!
This is taking an ominous turn.

Today's Full Strip

29 comments:

RogerBW said...

"But, Daddy, why do you have a roll of sacking, a spool of wire, and a shovel?"

Amanda Kate said...

"We're going to play frisbee! Could you get it out? It's under the dead body and all the crack."

heydave said...

He's going to try to win her heart back with a moony walk in the woods?

Anonymous said...

"Open Dawn" isn't foreboding, is it?

--wheelhead

resseno

Emmy said...

"I have something to show you in the trunk. By the way," hands her a rag. "Does this smell like chloraform to you?"

Chester the Dog said...

If they plant a tree together, I am going to shoot myself.

Shmoopie said...

People, people, people! It's a giant picnic basket, what else?
Although I do like the shallow grave theory a lot.

Hermite said...

My first thought was, "Frisbee!" But now I think it's a fishing rod.

Bets, anybody?

Elaine said...

Maybe it's a pair of laptops, so they can twitter together!!

Anonymous said...

I hope Wilbur didn't forget the duct tape.

tuffenuf said...

It might be Kurt.

Anonymous said...

Daddy Drives Dawn to her Dusk

Anonymous said...

"Dawn to Dusk"? could this story line be the next chapter in the "Dusk til' Dawn" series. Is Wilber the dreaded day light vampire who lives of the blood of sandwiches?

I Quinten Tarantino attached?

Vicki said...

oh I'm sure it's just a bean bag toss game, and a picnic basket full of fried chicken and crackers. But the "let's bury a dead body" theory is SO much more appealing!

trixietrudy said...

Moy just knows that we can't look away from this lame story, no matter how excruciating it becomes. The fake suspense is keeping all of us chatting, isn't it? Her evil plan is working. She's got us hooked, and she knows it. Kind of like Dawn and her smartphone.

We must all admit we have an MW addiction and get help immediately.

Punky said...

My four favorite words of the day: "It might be Kurt." Can't stop chuckling.

Maude Findlay said...

Is it too much to hope for that Kurt, his long-suffering wife & new baby meet them at the park? Since the guy was in our lives for almost a year, why haven't there been any updates? And speaking of updates- where is Jill? If anyone needs a day of frolicking at the park, it's her!

BaHa said...

Golf, bird watching, satanic squirrel rituals...

Dave in Parma said...

Maybe they're going to visit the cellular phone antennae tower located on park space the city sold to CT&T (Charterstone Telephone and Telegraph) in an effort to resolve its budget crisis.

I really dig Wilbur's stylish Oldsmobuick. It's like a transformer, changing from sports car to sedan to compact frame to frame. you can even see it transforming in the 2nd frame. Maybe it will become an SUV next.

Laura Canon said...

Pogo sticks! It's got to be pogo sticks!

Heidi said...

A cartoon strip dance party and guess which wino and corpulent sandwich eater are disco stars?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG1VIvldVJc

meg said...

He has a gps device- they're going geo-caching. So much for the non-techy fun.

Taryn said...

If this story involves Wilbur becoming a Santa Royale serial murderer nicknamed the BLT killer, I'm out of here.

It wouldn't surprise me if he has a clown suit in the trunk along with other "supplies".

Maude Findlay said...

Heidi, I will never be able to get that image of Wilbur dancing out of my head! That video is hypnotic.

Imogene said...

Where I live, the park named "Meadows" is a horse/greyhound racing track. Wilbur has a satchel full of betting money in the trunk, hoping he can get himself and Dawn addicted to gambling instead of food and online stuff. I hope he brought sunblock; it's going to be a long afternoon.

Anonymous said...

SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!! Wilbur is taking Dawn to a body dump. I bet he's got duct tape and shovel in the trunk.

Taryn said...

Yes, Wilbur, please! Turn your sails loose and you and Shemp sail off into oblivion!

Gold-Digging Nanny said...

Yeah, I agree with everyone that the trunk line sounds like "shallow grave" and "Dawn to Dusk" (goodnight, Dawn...) could be creepy foreshadowing in the right context. But come on. It's Wilbur. We all know the trunk is filled to the lid with sandwiches.

MM said...

Love the oldsmobuick comment Dave. I think I had one of those in highschool. It was some sort of big, old lady car anyway.