"But, Daddy, why do you have a roll of sacking, a spool of wire, and a shovel?"
"We're going to play frisbee! Could you get it out? It's under the dead body and all the crack."
He's going to try to win her heart back with a moony walk in the woods?
"Open Dawn" isn't foreboding, is it?--wheelheadresseno
"I have something to show you in the trunk. By the way," hands her a rag. "Does this smell like chloraform to you?"
If they plant a tree together, I am going to shoot myself.
People, people, people! It's a giant picnic basket, what else?Although I do like the shallow grave theory a lot.
My first thought was, "Frisbee!" But now I think it's a fishing rod.Bets, anybody?
Maybe it's a pair of laptops, so they can twitter together!!
I hope Wilbur didn't forget the duct tape.
It might be Kurt.
Daddy Drives Dawn to her Dusk
"Dawn to Dusk"? could this story line be the next chapter in the "Dusk til' Dawn" series. Is Wilber the dreaded day light vampire who lives of the blood of sandwiches?I Quinten Tarantino attached?
oh I'm sure it's just a bean bag toss game, and a picnic basket full of fried chicken and crackers. But the "let's bury a dead body" theory is SO much more appealing!
Moy just knows that we can't look away from this lame story, no matter how excruciating it becomes. The fake suspense is keeping all of us chatting, isn't it? Her evil plan is working. She's got us hooked, and she knows it. Kind of like Dawn and her smartphone.We must all admit we have an MW addiction and get help immediately.
My four favorite words of the day: "It might be Kurt." Can't stop chuckling.
Is it too much to hope for that Kurt, his long-suffering wife & new baby meet them at the park? Since the guy was in our lives for almost a year, why haven't there been any updates? And speaking of updates- where is Jill? If anyone needs a day of frolicking at the park, it's her!
Golf, bird watching, satanic squirrel rituals...
Maybe they're going to visit the cellular phone antennae tower located on park space the city sold to CT&T (Charterstone Telephone and Telegraph) in an effort to resolve its budget crisis.I really dig Wilbur's stylish Oldsmobuick. It's like a transformer, changing from sports car to sedan to compact frame to frame. you can even see it transforming in the 2nd frame. Maybe it will become an SUV next.
Pogo sticks! It's got to be pogo sticks!
A cartoon strip dance party and guess which wino and corpulent sandwich eater are disco stars?!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG1VIvldVJc
He has a gps device- they're going geo-caching. So much for the non-techy fun.
If this story involves Wilbur becoming a Santa Royale serial murderer nicknamed the BLT killer, I'm out of here.It wouldn't surprise me if he has a clown suit in the trunk along with other "supplies".
Heidi, I will never be able to get that image of Wilbur dancing out of my head! That video is hypnotic.
Where I live, the park named "Meadows" is a horse/greyhound racing track. Wilbur has a satchel full of betting money in the trunk, hoping he can get himself and Dawn addicted to gambling instead of food and online stuff. I hope he brought sunblock; it's going to be a long afternoon.
SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!! Wilbur is taking Dawn to a body dump. I bet he's got duct tape and shovel in the trunk.
Yes, Wilbur, please! Turn your sails loose and you and Shemp sail off into oblivion!
Yeah, I agree with everyone that the trunk line sounds like "shallow grave" and "Dawn to Dusk" (goodnight, Dawn...) could be creepy foreshadowing in the right context. But come on. It's Wilbur. We all know the trunk is filled to the lid with sandwiches.
Love the oldsmobuick comment Dave. I think I had one of those in highschool. It was some sort of big, old lady car anyway.
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